Journey to the West: Monks do not tell lies, they only rob

Chapter 146: Journey to the West Chainsaw Massacre

Sha Monk: "Master, calm down. Big Brother's crime doesn't deserve death."

Bajie: "Master, if you really want to saw it off, just cut off one hand. I still need the remaining hand to swing the stick."

There are still many monsters after this, and we have to rely on monkeys to fight them.

Liu'er Mihou was shocked. Who was this monk? Why did he have so many strange things?

A chainsaw sounds like a very powerful magical weapon.

You know, demons and monsters are very afraid of electricity.

Although, lightning and chainsaws have little to do with each other.

Tang Shan waved her hand and said, "My Kong Kong is invulnerable to swords and guns. A mere chainsaw can't do anything to him."

"Although, but" Goku stammered.

The last time we fought the Black Bear Demon, my master got the needle from somewhere and it hurt so much when it was inserted.

If this chainsaw is also so powerful, then I will be...

The six-eared macaque saw the panic that flashed across Wukong's eyes. Could this thing really be that powerful?

If even Sun Wukong couldn't resist it, I would definitely die a more miserable death.

His eyes swiveled around, wondering how he was going to get away with this.

"Hmm~Hmm~" Tang Shan walked closer with the chainsaw in hand.

The group of gods behind Wukong and Liu'er Mihou are getting farther and farther away. This Tang Monk is a mad dog!

Roaring Sky Dog: Who? Who wants to steal my title of the most crazy dog ​​in heaven?

Xiaobai tugged at Sha Seng's sleeve with some fear, "I hope nothing will happen to this big brother."

"Master will definitely not hurt Big Brother, don't worry."

As Sha Seng spoke, he reached out and took out a huge paper ball, the paper inside of which was enough to wrap around Bajie's butt three hundred times.

Bajie stared at the paper in his hand and said, "Lao Sha, are you planning to open a public toilet? Why are you bringing out so much paper?"

He is not usually very particular about tissues, and every time I ask him for them, he is stingy and only gives me a few pieces.

Sha Monk said seriously, "I'm afraid that Big Brother will bleed profusely, so I brought out some tissues to stop the bleeding."

Xiaobai and Bajie:!

Goku:?

Six-eared Macaque: Oh my god!

Xiaobai asked in disbelief, "Didn't you just say that Master wouldn't hurt Senior Brother?"

How come the bleeding started to stop in the blink of an eye?

Wukong: Lao Sha, don’t scare me!

Bajie picked up the ball of paper and said, "Lao Sha, if Monkey King really bleeds that much, you won't be able to cover it with these tissues."

"Really?" Sha Seng was a little surprised, "Does bleeding require so many tissues?"

Wukong: The more I listen, the more something feels wrong.

Sure enough, after a moment's thought, Lao Sha said, "In that case, let's not waste the tissues."

As he said this, he stuffed the paper ball back into his bag. After thinking for a while, he took out a few more pieces of paper and stuffed them into Bajie and Xiaobai's hands.

Bajie: "What's the matter? One piece isn't enough, so why not just give me two pieces as a token of my appreciation?"

Lao Sha, you are great. You have reached this point now.

Sha Seng demonstrated how to use two pieces of paper towels.

He silently covered his eyes with a tissue and said, "When Master saws off Senior Brother later, we won't be able to see."

Most afraid of the air suddenly quiet.

With his eyes covered by a tissue, Sha Seng could not hear any sound at this time, but he did not intend to stop there.

"After the sawing, the scene will definitely be very bloody. If you can't help crying, we can use it to wipe your tears."

Two tissues are just right for wiping away tears, not too much or too little.

The silence in the air gradually became eerie, but Sha Seng didn't seem to notice anything unusual.

He even felt that he was smart enough to consider everything so carefully.

"Or, if Big Brother's blood accidentally splashes on us, we can use it to clean our clothes."

After all, this dress was carefully selected for me by my master, so I can’t waste it.

"Ahhh~ I want to wow~"

When Wukong's cry came, Sha Seng shook his head and said distressedly: "Big Brother, I'm sorry for putting you in such a difficult position."

The actual situation was that Wukong was about to stand up and give Sha Seng a couple of punches to wake him up.

He never thought that one day he would think that Lao Sha deserved a beating so much.

Bajie held his arms tightly from behind, and Xiaobai covered his mouth.

"Brother Monkey, you know how smart Lao Sha is. He's thinking about you."

Wukong suddenly stopped struggling.

Bajie thought to himself that this was not good. Did he say something wrong?

Sure enough, Wukong turned his head and stared at him intently.

"Considering me, why don't you stop Master? Now holding me will not make it easier for Master to do it."

Xiaobai and Bajie: Huh? So we have this function.

The Jade Emperor, Laojun and Guanyin held their foreheads in silence. They were crazy. The entire team of pilgrims was crazy.

Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Liu'er Mihou couldn't help but expose himself in front of Bajie and Xiaobai.

He just thought that it would be fun to go on a pilgrimage and find a Buddha for himself.

It's not worth it to leave your life here.

He was seen nervously approaching Wukong, Bajie and Xiaobai.

"Is your master always this crazy?"

He would always use a knife or a saw, and would not even spare his apprentices.

Bajing hugged him and shouted excitedly: "Oh! So you are fake!"

Wukong: "You are the only one who can't recognize it, you pig."

Xiaobai didn't dare to say a word because he couldn't recognize it either.

"Shh~" Liu'er Mihou glanced around nervously. Everyone was hiding far away and he couldn't hear what they were saying.

A loyal fan, Xiaobai, said: "This is not crazy, the master is resourceful and resourceful, cute and charming, and he blew you away in one go."

Bajie: "If you were our eldest brother, you would have to fly around all the time to ask the gods for gold, magic tools, and elixirs. You would also have to fight monsters. If you encountered wolves, tigers, or leopards, you would be responsible for skinning them and removing their bones to sell for money."

Xiaobai nodded, "Master loves gold, so you must have offended many gods, like Laojun and Guanyin, they don't like us anymore."

"Alas!" Wukong sighed. "We disciples get up earlier than chickens and sleep later than dogs."

The three of them exchanged glances and started to play the victim.

Bajie held up a foot and said, "Look, we've been trekking through mountains and rivers. Our shoes are all worn out, and we have to walk step by step, and we have to carry such a heavy load."

The six-eared macaque stared in disbelief at Bajie's shoe, with one toe exposed.

He turned to look at Xiaobai's feet and said, "Your shoes don't have any holes, so you don't have to pick them out."

Xiaobai turned around, rubbed his eyes vigorously, and began to sob, "I'm even worse off. I have to carry him all the way to the West. All four legs are cramped, and I also have a lumbar muscle strain. It hurts when it rains."

The six-eared macaque was shocked, "This is so tragic."

I thought it was something fun, but it turns out being an apprentice requires so much work!

He pointed at Sha Seng who was still covering his eyes with a tissue not far away and asked: "What is he doing?"

"You are talking about Lao Sha," Bajie pointed his finger at his head in a very knowledgeable manner.

"I was just fishing in the Flowing Sand River when my master caught me and forced me to do hard labor while I was seeking Buddhist scriptures. Now, I've been beaten and scolded to the point of being completely clueless. What a miserable life!"

As he spoke, Bajie wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes.

Wukong and Xiaobai: Are there any fish in the quicksand river?

Bajie: It doesn’t have to be true, as long as your acting is good.

As he was speaking, Wukong suddenly reacted.

That's not right. Why should I expose that he is a fake? Let him go to obtain the scriptures for me and give him this hoop on his head. Then I can leave early.

Oops, that was a mistake!

"Hmm~"

The ultimate killer in Journey to the West's electric saw was chopping down towards Liu'er Macaque's face.