nycdaug Chapter 225: Thank you for the sports car sent by the heavenly soldiers and generals
Chapter 225: Thank you for the sports car sent by the heavenly soldiers and generals
If so, then why are there outdoor live broadcasts with familiar mobile phones, mobile phone holders, and the familiar string of words?
If it wasn't...it couldn't be otherwise! The monkey, pig, and lotus root before my eyes were the same monkey, pig, and lotus root I knew before!
I just said hello! It’s obvious that we know each other!!
Ling Xiaoyue and the others didn't expect that whatever they thought of would happen, was this the benefit of merit points? A good luck buff?
Because they had encountered a familiar immortal upon arriving at this plane, Ling Xiaoyue and the others were no longer in a hurry to complete the system tasks. Anyway, Monkey King was there, so they could ask for his help and ask the monkeys on Flower and Fruit Mountain to complete the system tasks. Wouldn't that be a matter of minutes?
Even if there are not enough monkeys among the monkeys, don’t we still have Zhu Bajie, the former Marshal of Tianpeng?
One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals is no joke. If you can't get one hundred thousand, you can at least get one thousand, right?
So at this moment, Ling Xiaoyue and others were not busy completing the system tasks first. Instead, they all ran out of the mall and watched the three immortals who seemed to be doing a live broadcast.
"Welcome my dears, if you haven't clicked the "follow" button in the upper left corner, please do so. If you haven't added a light board, please add one."
"Thank you for the sports car sent by the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, and thank you for the hot air balloon sent by Li Tieguai!"
"It's me!"
Nezha spoke the common phrases used in the live broadcast room very skillfully, and answered the questions in the barrage at the same time.
"That's right, this time it's in Huaguo Mountain! Fellow immortals! The daily harvest season has arrived again, and the peach forest in Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong's hometown, has once again welcomed a bountiful harvest!"
"What? You just bought peaches yesterday? Just regular peaches? And you haven't finished them yet??"
"It's okay, it's okay! We can give the leftovers to our disciples, or give them to the mortals on earth. We can even summon our spirit beasts to help us eat them!"
"and!!!"
"Today's peaches are different from yesterday's! Good luck to all the immortal friends who walked into the live broadcast room!!"
"There's a saying in the mortal world: 'A man should be looked at with new eyes after three moments of absence!' These peaches from Huaguo Mountain have been gone for a day! Of course, we can't treat them the same way as yesterday's peaches!!!"
"Today's peaches were all grafted by our Monkey King from the Queen Mother's Peach Garden! The water used to irrigate the peach trees comes from the Milky Way!! Our Fairy Jiangzhu scooped it herself!"
"Don't worry! The peach branch must have been obtained with the Queen Mother's approval!! Otherwise, why would the Crimson Pearl Fairy personally help our Monkey King scoop water from the Heavenly River?"
"That's right! The peaches on Huaguo Mountain now are basically low-end versions of the Peach Banquet!!! Those immortal friends who haven't been to the Peach Banquet are in luck!!!"
"Fellow immortals who love the exquisite taste of peaches, look here!!! Fellow immortals who wish to extend the lifespans of their family members, look here!!! A peach with no side effects, extending your lifespan without hurting your wallet, has appeared!"
"You guys are truly blessed!!! The livestream is giving you a treat!!! Not 9999, not 999, just 99! 99 for a low-end peach!"
"You won't be cheated! You won't be fooled! Whether you buy this as a gift, a favor, or eat it yourself or give it to your child, it will be a very prestigious thing!!"
"Why is it so impressive? Because this is a peach grafted from the Queen Mother's peaches!"
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Nezha was talking in front of the phone, talking about the peach in his hand and the peach forest behind him.
The monkeys in the peach forest were jumping up and down picking peaches. The plump and juicy super big peaches that looked delicious were put into the baskets one by one.
Ling Xiaoyue and the others didn't bother to complain about Nezha's lack of originality in his livestreaming, nor did they bother to ask Sun Dasheng if he knew that he and the Crimson Pearl Fairy had been paired up by many netizens in the mortal world.
All of them had sparkling eyes and flaring noses as they stared at the low-profile large peaches and swallowed their saliva.
There's no way, this smells so good and is so tempting.
No wonder there are no monkeys, it turns out they are busy picking peaches.
It’s just… “Brother Monkey! You sold so many peaches in Huaguo Mountain. What are the monkeys going to eat?!”
Su Yu wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and asked sincerely.
Sun Wukong put the big peaches into a small Qiankun bag and hung it around the neck of a paper crane. He then packed and shipped it to the immortal friends who had placed orders for peaches in the live broadcast room.
Hearing Su Yu's question, he stretched out his hand and beckoned Ling Xiaoyue and his group to come over and help pack it.
"You guys were just sitting around doing nothing, but now you've all made some progress. Even though you're only at the Weapon Refining Stage, you can still be used."
"Come, come, come, help me pack and ship. After that, I, Old Sun, will teach you how to break through the Foundation Establishment Stage, and I will also give each of you a set of immortal cultivation techniques that are suitable for you!"
After Sun Wukong taught how to open the Qiankun bag and pack the peaches, he turned around and answered Su Yu's question.
"The peaches the monkeys eat are in the front of the mountain. This is the back mountain. We've been to your world and received some of your education and concepts."
"I agree with the idea in your area: if you fall behind, you'll be beaten! A blacksmith must be strong himself!"
"So when I returned, I led the monkeys and their descendants on the Flower-Fruit Mountain to begin training. Those who could cultivate immortality cultivated immortality, those who couldn't cultivate immortality cultivated their bodies, and those who couldn't even cultivate their bodies learned magic to entertain children."
"Now that I know magic and have a skill, at least my daily life won't be a problem. I don't have to worry about being bullied by other tribes if I'm left alone."
"Occasionally, I can cast a spell to make the broom sweep the floor for me. Sometimes, when I'm in a hurry, I can cast a spell and fly in the sky on the broom. This is more than enough for escaping in the mortal world!"
Sun Wukong spoke earnestly about his "Monkey Raising Sutra", and Ling Xiaoyue and others listened with great interest.
After finally packing up the peaches from the back mountain, Ling Xiaoyue and the others thought they were done with their break when they discovered that Nezha was actually selling lotus root powder!!!
Da Huang and Xiao Wang were both stunned when they slowly came out of their cultivation state and flew out of the mall!
What's going on? Life is hard? Busking?
After all, Dahuang and Xiaowang are two knowledgeable beasts and did not rush into the live broadcast room to interrupt Nezha's live broadcast.
Ling Xiaoyue and others listened in amazement as Nezha introduced the lotus root powder in his hand.
"This lotus root powder is not ordinary lotus root powder! It is made from lotus roots grown in the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain..."
Ling Xiaoyue and the other people, along with the two mythical beasts, all turned to look at Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong coughed and said, "This is the last one, the last one!"
Zhu Bajie had no time to pay attention to the situation here. He had to be the assistant broadcaster and help with the quality control. It was like he was treating one pig as four or five.
Finally, the live broadcast ended. Ling Xiaoyue and the others subconsciously wanted to breathe a sigh of relief. Now they finally have time to reminisce about the past, chat, and learn new cultivation techniques, right?
Unexpectedly, Nezha suddenly changed his style, and the live broadcast room for selling goods turned directly into a gossip live broadcast room.
Ling Xiaoyue and the others: “....................”
Gossip is all... If they're not mistaken, your cover deity, who bears the brunt of the attention, is "Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King Li"? Why is there a black animal silhouette behind Heavenly King Li?
It's just a silhouette, even a blind person can see that the silhouette is the image of a fox! !
There are also sensational headlines such as "A thousand-year-old man sneaks into a fox den in the middle of the night, what is his intention?"
"Our reporters are on the front lines, here's the latest report..."
At this moment, whether it was Ling Xiaoyue and his group, the two mythical beasts, or even Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, they all fell into silence and daze: "...................."
"Nezha didn't say that the last piece of gossip was about this Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King!" Zhu Bajie murmured.
Sun Wukong put his hands up to cover his eyes, as if he couldn't bear to witness this "human tragedy." But his eyes narrowed into a smile beneath his paws.
"What do you think the little bee robot Nezha brought back from the modern plane is used for?"
"At least most of them are used to monitor the whereabouts of the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, hoping to catch an opportunity when the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King puts down the tower, or when the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King is alone."
"For this, Nezha even brought back a lot of dog food and other things as a bribe. Ah, no, I asked Erlang Zhenjun's Roaring Sky Dog to help wear a little bee."
Ling Xiaoyue and others stretched out their hands to lift up their chins that had fallen to the ground, and suddenly thought, this is nothing, isn't this just the basic operation I use to catch my brothers?
Nezha was reporting gossip about a "thousand-year-old man visiting a fox den at night." Ling Xiaoyue was discussing with Sun Wukong how to arrange their journey to this dimension.
That’s right, as expected, Sun Wukong generously called over his monkeys and grandchildren to help Ling Xiaoyue and the others “achieve performance”.
The system transaction task of 100 people/times was quickly completed by the Monkey King's monkeys and descendants.
The currency used for transactions is naturally the monkey wine and low-end peaches from Monkey Mountain.
This has always been the nature of the system. After completing the repair and upgrade, the system redemption window will accept anything of value.
Sun Dasheng was curious about the exchange window and threw some strange things in. He even plucked a hair from his own monkey, Sun Wukong, and threw it in.
To everyone's surprise, of all the things Sun Wukong threw in, the one the exchange window determined to be the most valuable was actually this monkey hair, followed by the low-end peaches and monkey wine.
Because these two things have the effect of prolonging life, curing diseases and nourishing the body.
"Can this shopping mall of yours be moved? I, Old Sun, will take you to the Heavenly Palace for a tour!"
Sun Wukong asked Ling Xiaoyue while holding a little monkey holding several ice cream cones in his hand.
Ling Xiaoyue and the others were naturally overjoyed. Not to mention that the mall only needed to be moved by spending points, even if it could not be moved, Ling Xiaoyue and the others planned to temporarily put the mall in Huaguo Mountain and go out to play with Monkey King.
Anyway, the system mission has been completed, and a batch of cultivation techniques and various resources have been brought back. Bringing some more back now is just icing on the cake and is not very urgent.
So Ling Xiaoyue immediately agreed on behalf of the rest of the team. "It can be moved! It can be moved! Okay, okay! I'll pack up the mall right now."
Sun Wukong nodded, snatched several ice creams from the little monkey's arms, and left only one for the monkey.
"Little monkey, if you eat too much ice cream, you'll get a stomachache. I'll take the trouble to help you digest this ice cream!"
After saying that, he swung his right hand and threw it lightly. The monkey, which looked very small at first glance, tightly protected the only ice cream left in its arms. After falling to the ground in a parabola, it rolled on the ground for a few times before getting up and running away.
It looked as if it was afraid that the Monkey King would snatch its last ice cream.
Ling Xiaoyue and the others laughed heartily. After packing up the mall, they prepared to go to the Heavenly Palace with Sun Wukong to play.
"Brother Monkey! We're ready! When are we leaving?" Ling Xiaoyue and the others excitedly circled around Sun Wukong, jumping and dancing like the monkeys all over the Flower-Fruit Mountain.
Sun Wukong was also amused by what he saw. They were all just a bunch of kids. So, with a flick of his finger, a somersault cloud appeared. This made Ling Xiaoyue and the others scream with excitement.
They rushed forward with drooling eyes, wanting to touch it and see if it felt as they imagined.
After touching it, I found it to be soft, chewy, and elastic.
Ling Xiaoyue and others surrounded a somersault cloud, touching and hugging it, laughing in a very obscene and lewd manner.
Sun Wukong: “....................”
Somersault Cloud, I, Sun, am sorry for you!
"Get on it! Let's get ready to go!" Sun Wukong urged hurriedly, worried that if he allowed these children to continue playing with the somersault cloud like this, the somersault cloud would go on strike.
Su Yu was the first to climb up. He squatted on the edge and took a bite of it while no one was paying attention.
Sun Wukong and Ling Xiaoyue, who had just stood on the Somersault Cloud, said: "...................."
"Rinse your mouth. I haven't washed this Somersault Cloud in at least three thousand years."
Somersault Cloud: “....................”
Su Yu: “....................”
Ling Xiaoyue and others who were watching: "...................."
Sun Wukong felt a chill when he looked at the small ball of somersault cloud in Su Yu's mouth. For some unknown reason, he felt that his mouth seemed a little dirty.
Su Yu quickly spat out the somersault cloud he had bitten off with two "Pooh!" and "Pooh!" sounds. When he thought that this carpet had not been washed for thousands of years, he felt uncomfortable all over.
But now it has slowly started to rise to a high altitude, and even if I want to rinse my mouth, there is no place to spit water.