Chapter 135: At worst, I'll give you an aphrodisiac
Chapter 135: At worst, I'll give you an aphrodisiac
and many more.
When Su Ning walked out of the door, she saw the painting "Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix" on the door, which was a picture of several crows gathered together with their mouths open.
She stepped in again: "Did you go to the wrong place?"
"..." Chen Yichuan finally stopped wiping his sword and looked up, glancing at her calmly: "No one has gone wrong."
"This is my yard. Do you dare to say that you are not in the wrong place?" Su Ning wanted to touch his head to see if he had a fever.
It burned like this in broad daylight.
Either he has a fever, or he ate a few peanuts and became like this.
Chen Yichuan repeated: "I didn't go wrong."
"you……"
"I forgot to tell you." Chen Yichuan stood up and walked towards her step by step: "Your master doesn't want to take care of you, so he handed you over to me for discipline."
After a pause, a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"So, I decided to move here and discipline you."
"......?" Was he speaking in Chinese? Su Ning now felt a black screen before her eyes and she almost fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.
Yang Cheng, that old Bideng.
He actually reached an agreement with this black-hearted imperial teacher.
Everything was arranged for her in advance without asking for her wishes. Su Ning wondered if it was her mother or her father.
"I think I'm OK. I don't need anyone to discipline me."
“I don’t think it’s OK.”
“…”How does he learn so fast?
After a long while, she sighed and for the first time calmly said to Chen Yichuan: "Master Imperial Master, what exactly are you going to do?"
"What do you think I want to do?" he asked.
"I just stood by you when you needed a woman, but you chased me again and again, and now you've come to the cultivation world to block me!"
Why is this man so petty?
She cared about his innocence, but he was not grateful at all.
"Heh." Chen Yichuan sneered.
He seemed to hear ridiculous words: "This Imperial Master has nothing to do all day, just to catch you? You think too highly of yourself."
Su Ning: "..." What should I do? I really want to kick him until he cries.
Damn the pretentiousness.
"And then?" Su Ning rolled her eyes and picked her ears: "You don't have to rely on me to discipline you."
"No place to live." Chen Yichuan smiled faintly.
"..."
What is his identity?
That old man Yang Cheng would definitely not treat him harshly. He didn't even have a doghouse to live in. Did he really think she was a three-year-old child?
Su Ning tried to persuade this difficult guy to get into Yang Cheng's bed: "Why don't you live with my master? After all, there are differences between men and women..."
Unfortunately, he interrupted me.
"Gender differences?" He thought the word was a little ironic. "When you gave me the aphrodisiac, did you ever think about gender differences?"
The aphrodisiac can be taken as soon as it is said.
The aphrodisiac was so powerful that he didn't want to experience it a second time after experiencing it once. And she just left after taking the drug.
I really can't swallow this.
"Let's not talk about the past." Su Ning was helpless. If she had known earlier, she would not have provoked this cold-faced imperial teacher.
Too petty.
"Is it an old story?"
Su Ning decided to go all out, so she took out an aphrodisiac from her pocket and handed it to him: "At worst, I'll let you make another aphrodisiac."
Anyway, she has good concentration.
If it doesn't work, go back and look for Haitang in menopause.
"..." Staring at the aphrodisiac in her hand, Chen Yichuan narrowed his eyes slightly, his expression a little strange, but he said nothing.
I don't know what conspiracy he is plotting.
next second.
Two teenagers suddenly appeared in the yard, making a fuss.
"Teacher, come down quickly."
"That's right, I've never heard of anyone asking someone to give them aphrodisiacs."
"..."
Facing the two young men who were eavesdropping, Su Ning felt like she was struck by lightning. Fortunately, Chen Yichuan didn't want to be disturbed and just glanced at them.
"What are you still looking at? Pack your things and leave."
The two touched their noses and left.
Before leaving, they passed by Su Ning and whispered to cheer her up: "Come on, Master's wife, you may be able to defeat the teacher."
“……?” Holy shit.
When did she become their master's wife?
They haven't even started to have any relationship with this cold-faced imperial teacher.
Once the two young men left, they were left alone again.
Su Ning adhered to the concept that she couldn't afford to offend, but also couldn't afford to hide, so she went back to her room to grab the quilt and was about to walk out with a swagger.
Chen Yichuan blocked her way: "Where are you going?"
"Go and use Junior Brother's bed." Su Ning thought he was blocking her way, so she avoided him and said, "Since Master Emperor likes this place, I'll let you live here. It's no big deal."
Live with him?
She didn't want to face his cold face every day.
Chen Yichuan had a cold face and swung the sword in his hand forward. The quilt she was holding broke into pieces and cotton floated in the air.
Then he put away his sword gracefully.
"If you dare take another step, the quilt will be your fate."
"Are you threatening me?" Su Ning was so angry that his teeth were itching, but his cultivation level was low and he couldn't do anything to him.
He did not deny: "It is a threat."
"Believe it or not, I will drug you again!" Su Ning was furious.
Seeing her getting angry, Chen Yichuan raised his eyebrows with interest: "You can try, do you still have this chance?"
Over the past month, he has been concentrating on developing medicine all the time.
It is to deal with this situation.
“……”Su Ning collapsed.
That being the case.
She decided to disgust him and drive him away, or at least scare him away.
"Master Imperial Master, don't you have mysophobia? I don't like cleanliness. I take a bath once a year and change clothes once every two years."
Just saying.
Su Ning felt that this was not disgusting enough, so she reached out and picked her nose, pretending to pick up a snack, under his gloomy gaze.
Just hit him directly.
The culprit covered his mouth in surprise and said, "I'm sorry, Master Imperial Master. I accidentally scratched you with my nose."
"You..." Chen Yichuan stared with a look of disgust on his face.
Knowing that she was trying to drive her away on purpose.
He just wouldn't let her have her way. His disdain was replaced by a smile: "It's okay. You can wash the dirty clothes again."
"I take a shower once a year and change my clothes once every two years?"
"I, the Imperial Master, can't smell because of my rhinitis lately."
"..."
None of this works.
Su Ning had no choice but to use her ultimate move. She pretended to take off her shoes.
"I have the habit of picking my toes without washing my hands."
"Take it off, and then you can pick it. I see, it won't be a problem at all." He crossed his arms, pretending to be waiting for the audience to watch.
"..."
Su Ning's brain was not enough for a moment.
Probably because she heard the missing word, her brain couldn't keep up with the movements of her hands. If nothing unexpected happened, an accident was about to happen.
"Oh." Su Ning walked over, grabbed his pants and pulled them down.
This sudden scene made Chen Yichuan a little dazed, but it only lasted for a second, and then he immediately slapped her hand away.
"what are you doing?"
"Aren't you going to take it off?" Su Ning blinked innocently.
"Did I ask you to take off my pants?"
"But I want to take off..."
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