nycdaug Chapter 189 Junior Brother, Are You Really Scared?
Chapter 189 Junior Brother, Are You Really Scared?
"..." Looking at the bag of red papers, Mu Xiaoyu was silent, and then hurriedly stuffed all the red papers into the arms of Song Shaoqian, who was gloating.
Solve this pile of hot potatoes.
He clapped his hands.
Song Shaoqian was holding a pile of red paper that could be used for hundreds of ghost marriages, and he couldn't be happy anymore: "No, is it really okay for you to do this?"
Is this something a human can do?
He didn't say anything when Xiao Ningning gave the good things to his junior brother, but if he didn't want it, then why would he give it to someone else?
He doesn't want it either...
Having said that, she stuffed the red paper back into his arms as if it were poisonous.
It didn't stay in Mu Xiaoyu's hand for more than three seconds before he stuffed it back and said nonsense in a serious tone: "This is my senior sister's kindness."
"Xiao Ningning gives you this good intention." Song Shaoqian swore to never accept it.
"Senior sister asked me to pass it to you."
"For you."
"for you."
The two of them kept refusing and almost started fighting. They just refused to accept Su Ning's kindness that would cost them their lives.
"When did you start to like being humble? Or is there something wrong with these rubbish?" Su Ning was puzzled by the two's reactions.
Because I was busy picking up trash just now.
She didn't hear Mu Xiaoyu mention ghost marriage, so she didn't know about it.
"This is a big problem." Song Shaoqian, holding the red paper, shrank his neck. He always felt that the temperature around him was getting lower and lower.
The thought of holding hundreds of female ghosts made me feel uncomfortable.
He cried and said, "These are not garbage, but ghosts use them for ghost marriages. You picked them all up..."
I can't say any more.
Because he saw many figures appearing everywhere.
"Oh, Mom." He was so scared that he threw the red paper in his hand and pretended that he didn't know anything and moved towards Su Ning's direction.
"Ghost marriage?" Su Ning was stunned.
It seems that there is such a saying.
They put money and the deceased's birth date into red envelopes, and then throw them on the road. Whoever picks it up will be invited to a ghost marriage.
I never thought that even after traveling through a book, I still have such bad habits.
"Then..." Su Ning's face suddenly turned ugly when she thought about how hard she had picked up just now: "I think I picked up hundreds of them just now."
Wouldn't that mean we would have to hold hundreds of events?
With this number, it would take several days and nights to finish.
"Take it off." Song Shaoqian's legs were shaking, and he turned Su Ning's body around: "Xiao Ningning, take a look at the situation first."
There are more than hundreds.
Look at the ghosts surrounding them, staring at them hungrily. There are men and women, young and old, and some are missing limbs.
There are even some with severed... heads?
"What the hell." Su Ning said immediately.
She thought it was feasible to have a ghost marriage with a pretty girl, since her junior brothers wouldn't be at a disadvantage anyway. But why were all of them disabled?
No wonder they have to arrange ghost marriage when they can’t find a partner.
Seeing them approaching step by step, Su Ning quickly calmed down and said with a smile: "Everyone, this is a misunderstanding."
A male ghost with a missing arm said.
"What's the misunderstanding? The ghost realm has its own rules. Since you picked up our ghost marriage paper, you should hold a ghost marriage with us."
"You picked up so much, you're so greedy." another ghost without a leg retorted.
"That's right. I won't let them go. But I'm still strong and healthy." These words came from a centenarian.
The ghosts were talking at the same time.
Those female ghosts were thinking about Mu Xiaoyu and Song Shaoqian.
"These two guys look really delicious." A female ghost sniffed.
"Yes, I wonder if I'll cry if I take a bite of it."
"I'll be playing with her legs for a year. And that waist is so good, I've never seen anything like it. I really want to taste it."
This frightened the two of them so much that they hugged each other.
But when they realized who he was hugging, they separated again, with disgust on their faces, probably because they thought it was unlucky.
Mu Xiaoyu moved closer to Su Ning: "Senior Sister, I'm a little scared."
"......?" Su Ning looked at him in confusion.
The book not only says that he is steady in the face of difficulties, but also emphasizes that when he was out gaining experience, he tore a giant python into pieces with his bare hands.
Shouldn't ghosts be afraid of him?
"Brother, are you really scared?"
Su Ning stared at Mu Xiaoyu. He said he was afraid, but he didn't show any fear like Song Shaoqian.
That silly boy Song Shaoqian was really scared.
They all hugged her thighs and rubbed their snot on her: "Xiao Ningning, the body I have guarded for decades is about to be defiled by them."
“……” This guy doesn’t seem to be pretending.
When Mu Xiaoyu was questioned, he subconsciously looked up, but met his senior sister's inquiring gaze, and his hands hidden under his sleeves tightened slightly.
He tried his best to show a frightened expression: "Senior Sister, you don't believe me?"
"No." Su Ning shook her head.
She was also wondering, was it really that she was worrying too much?
Fearing that he might misunderstand her, she found another excuse: "Senior sister, you look big and strong, how could you be afraid?"
"Senior Sister, the description of him as big and strong is not appropriate." Mu Xiaoyu said helplessly.
"Is that a tall and strong cow?"
"…I think being big and strong is good."
The ghosts saw that they were talking to themselves and ignored them.
"you……"
"Shut up." Su Ning turned her head and glared at them fiercely.
They just wanted to talk about this matter. Su Ning looked like she was responsible for it. "Isn't it just a ghost marriage? Isn't that simple?"
"Are you worthy?" they questioned.
There are at least hundreds of them, but there are only three of them.
One finger per person is not enough.
"I've been a matchmaker. There's no marriage I can't arrange. If there is, it's probably because I didn't match blindly... Well, anyway, I'm a matchmaker."
"You are acting as a matchmaker for us? Aren't you going to arrange a ghost marriage for us?" Finally, a knowledgeable ghost heard something was wrong.
"We can't."
Still thinking about them, Su Ning took out the token from Mu Xiaoyu's pocket: "We are guests, you are not allowed to take advantage of us."
I have to say that Lao Deng did something great this time.
Left them a token.
They obviously recognized the token. The moment they saw it, they had no complaints and waited for her, the matchmaker, to arrange their ghost marriages.
Mu Xiaoyu was worried, so she pulled Su Ning over and asked in a low voice, "Senior Sister, are you sure you want to arrange ghost marriages for these ghosts?"
It’s easy to matchmake for someone.
How come this senior sister even does ghost business?
"You are stupid." Su Ning really wanted to pry open his head to see if he was missing a nerve: "If we are not worthy, will they let us go?"
"Maybe I'll drag you to some corner and do it to you."
Mu Xiaoyu: “…” Senior sister speaks really rudely, but he likes it.
So, Su Ning began her career as a matchmaker.
She pointed at the two ghosts who were missing arms and paired them up: "You don't have a left hand, and she doesn't have a right hand. You complement each other and are a perfect match."
He pointed to the two ghosts, one without a head and one with a tumor on his chin, and said, "You have no head, and she has a tumor. Let her tumor be your head, so that you can keep your brain."
"You are blind. He is ugly. You can't see his ugly face day or night."
"besides……"
When Mu Xiaoyu heard that Senior Sister was randomly pairing people up, he whispered to Song Shaoqian, "Senior Sister, are you sure you won't get beaten for pairing people up like this?"
"It should... not be possible." Song Shaoqian was not sure.
“……” Those ghosts tolerated her for a while.
Finally, one of them protested: "What guest? Let's kidnap the person and perform a ghost marriage first. By the time the city lord comes, the matter will have been settled."