nycdaug Chapter 112: The Fairy Couple (End)
Chapter 112: The Fairy Couple (End)
It’s good to know how to be afraid, but what’s terrible is that the Queen Mother doesn’t know how to be afraid and keeps going down this path to the end.
The system asked, "What are you going to do with the Queen Mother? You can't keep her locked up like this forever, right?"
Lu Changqing thought for a moment, "Let's just let someone watch her first. She won't be able to hold on for long and will come to me to make peace. Remember Meng Ting in the True and False Daughter? In fact, the Queen Mother is the same type of person as her, realistic and selfish. Of course, this is also human nature, including me."
Next, Lu Changqing planned to reform the Heavenly Court system. Since it relied on offerings from mortals, he should stick to his post and serve them well.
If someone is unwilling to work for the masses, Lu Changqing also expressed his understanding and said that they can just talk to her directly, and then immediately deprive the other person of his immortal status and send him to the mortal world to be a commoner.
In addition to the KPI performance appraisal reform at work, Lu Changqing set the most important rule.
All immortals who ascended to the upper realms must give up all love, even if they were married in the mortal world, they must separate here. Anyone who dares to disobey the heavenly rules and have private mortal desires will have their immortal bones plucked out and be sent to reincarnation. If anyone indulges in love and harms the people, they will not be given a chance to reincarnate, and will be struck by 999 thunderbolts until their souls are scattered.
It's understandable that ordinary people can't see through love after decades, but how can an old demon who has lived for hundreds or thousands of years still indulge in love? This is simply outrageous!
There is no place in the world where there is idleness.
This is not a place to talk about love and live happily in old age. Lu Changqing will never allow anyone who is just sitting there doing nothing to hide in her team.
We also have to set a standard for ascension assessment, regardless of origin, race, or status, only looking at merit and not cultivation.
There is no need to worry about these newcomers not having positions. Isn't there a KPI performance appraisal in heaven? If the merits and virtues do not meet the standards, they will be thrown out directly, and the positions will be vacated, right?
Lu Changqing appointed Zhenghe as his secretary and asked her to follow him around all day long.
After drafting the general content of the new heavenly rules, Lu Changqing called all the people with famous names in heaven and held a meeting together.
The main content of the meeting revolved around the Tiangui reform. Except for a few individuals who were not satisfied with the KPI assessment, all other contents were unanimously passed.
Finally, adhering to the principle of minority obeying the majority, the meeting ended successfully.
Lu Changqing integrated the new heavenly rules with the old heavenly rules, and then found a relatively intact pillar in the hall that she had previously blown into ruins, and personally engraved the final version of the new heavenly rules on it.
After the task was completed, she carried the pillar to the South Gate of Heaven and asked people to help erect it, so that every god who ascended to heaven in the future would be able to see these heavenly rules at first sight.
Next, Lu Changqing locked herself in the room and copied the new heavenly rules, hoping that every god could get her calligraphy.
These gods did not dare to neglect this matter, because Lu Changqing had said that she would find someone to recite the new heavenly rules at any time. If they could not answer them, they would go to the Golden Light Mother to be struck by the sword.
Busy official duties made Lu Changqing completely forget about Dong Yong and the Jade Emperor. It is said that there are only zero times and countless times of domestic violence, and this is also very true for these two men.
Ever since that day, the two of them had been fighting every few days, even on the day Dong Yong gave birth, neither of them rested.
The Jade Emperor kicked Dong Yong so hard that he bled profusely. Dong Yong, who had no money to hire a doctor, tossed and turned in bed all night. His lower body exploded and he gave birth to a baby boy who looked exactly like the Jade Emperor.
Dong Yong looked at the baby boy crawling out of his body and kicked him off the bed in fear. Then he saw the child crawling towards him with his hands and feet, and shouted in panic, "Don't come over here!"
Being rejected by his own father, the child pouted in grievance and turned his neck 180 degrees to look at the Jade Emperor who was hiding outside the door and dared not come in.
Suddenly, the child stood up straight, keeping his head still, and turned his body 180 degrees, facing the Jade Emperor outside the house, stretched out his two thin arms, and said eloquently: "Daddy, I want a hug!"
Jade Emperor:!!!
Dong Yong:!!!
Whose child can speak as soon as he is born?
Who among the normal people can rotate their neck 180 degrees?
Dong Yong ignored the pain in his lower body, lay on the bed and shouted to the Jade Emperor: "Hurry up and throw this dirty thing away!"
The Jade Emperor didn't want to touch this evil thing on the ground, and turned his face away in disgust, "What does it have to do with me? Whoever gave birth to it should throw it away!"
"He has the same face as you, and you still say it's none of your business?"
"You were pregnant when you went to heaven. What does this have to do with me?"
"Who is responsible for my pregnancy? If you hadn't insisted on your daughter marrying me, would I have gotten pregnant? This is all your fault! It's your fault!"
The Jade Emperor, who had been severely tortured by life, no longer had the dignity and elegance he once had. He spat fiercely on the ground and said, "If I had known you were such a person, I would not have pitied you in the beginning!"
When Dong Yong heard this, he was furious. He endured the pain and rushed towards the Jade Emperor with his legs apart.
Dong Yong, who had just given birth, was no match for the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor pinned him down and slapped him until his face was swollen.
When the child saw his little father being beaten, he let out a strange cry, jumped onto the Jade Emperor's head, grabbed the hair under him and started to spray.
The first time someone shit on his head, the Jade Emperor collapsed. He pulled the child off his head and threw him to the ground, then stomped on him to death, cursing at him as he did so.
After a few kicks, the child deflated like a deflated balloon.
Looking at the "paper man" under his feet, the Jade Emperor found a shovel and wanted to scoop it up from the ground and burn it. But the next second, with a bang, the "paper man" on the ground swelled up again, flew into the air, and punched and kicked the Jade Emperor in the face.
"I told you not to bully my little daddy, you big bad guy!"
The Dong family is now even more lively. Before, Dong Yong and his two companions were fighting each other, and now there are three of them playing Landlord. The ghost kid is still the banker, and he wins every time.
Just when Dong Yong and his friend thought that if they continued like this, they would be beaten into a disability, the ghost child suddenly disappeared one morning.
When Lu Changqing was transferred back to the system space, his hands were still in the posture of writing furiously.
"What the hell? Why did you suddenly send me back? I have just begun my grand plan."
The system explained: "That world has developed its own consciousness and is beginning to evolve the world according to the plot you changed, so you were ejected."
"Then what will happen to that body if I leave?"
"The Heavenly Dao consciousness will take over. Once the world is fully formed, it will find a suitable successor and abdicate."
Lu Changqing suggested: "Let it train more female subordinates to take over, so that it won't become a stinking patriarchal society in the future. If we have to make a second trip, I will despise it."
"I'll go talk to it right away." The system said this and disappeared.
Lu Changqing sighed. This trial mission was quite regrettable. His career was forced to be interrupted just when it was just starting. This feeling was as absurd and powerless as working hard for most of his life and finally making it to retirement, but ending up dying the next day after completing the retirement procedures.