No one notified me in advance. Everyone in the end times is crazy.

Chapter 261 Durian and Lotus Root

Xu Yu tapped her fingers on the armrest of the sofa and said honestly, "Actually, even if you didn't ask me to do this, I would still help Xiao Yu."

Yu Jiajia, as usual, covered herself up with lies: "I know, but I want Xiaoyu to accept my favor even more."

Xu Yu looked at the cover that blocked Luo Shiyu outside, just smiled, and did not expose Yu Jiajia.

If you really want Luo Shiyu to accept your favor, why do you have to hide it from him?

With Yu Jiajia's intelligence and observation skills, she could probably guess what Xu Yu was thinking, so she called his attention back, "I'm kindly reminding you that Xiaoyu and Commander He have a special relationship. Please be careful and avoid any skin contact."

Xu Yu raised his eyes to look at the dishonest "child", raised the corners of his mouth without disguising it, and asked: "Are you worried about me?"

"No, if you were frozen, I would be the first one to pee under your ice sculpture."

Xu Yu held his chin and said with interest: "Ah~ What a bad taste~"

Yu Jiajia cursed, "You're crazy," and turned around to leave.

"Leaving now? Aren't you going to stay and chat with Xiaoyu?"

"No, you guys are talking about business. Besides, Lex still needs my help."

"alright."

After Yu Jiajia left, Xu Yu turned off the soundproofing and jokingly said to Luo Shiyu, "Don't you think this child looks like a fruit?"

"What fruit?"

"durian."

"Hmph, why?"

"The outer shell is hard and prickly, but once you open it, the inside is soft and melts in your mouth. Yu Jiajia is a very emotional and overprotective child, don't you think?"

Luo Shiyu thought of Yu Jiajia's usual way of complaining about everything, laughed dryly twice, and shook his head.

"I don't think so."

"Actually, I always thought you were like a vegetable."

"Huh? What vegetables?"

"The rhizome of the lotus: lotus root."

“Why lotus root?”

[Did Xu Yu discover that my mother is a lotus demon? How is that possible?]

"Because the lotus root has a big heart."

"..."

Xiao Hei's laughter was deafening: "Ah~haha~haha~ha!"

Luo Shiyu followed with a few awkward laughs.

After Xu Yu realized that he didn't like talking about this topic, he got back to the point: "What do you need me to do? How do I play you? When does it start? What are your interpersonal relationships? Do you have any catchphrases or personal habits?"

Luo Shiyu was stunned for a few seconds and said, "Please answer them one by one. I can't answer them all."

"Okay~"

After Luo Shiyu explained the situation to Xu Yu, he reminded her again: "When you are with Big Ice Cube, be careful not to be discovered by him."

"Oh?" Xu Yu imitated Luo Shiyu's walking posture, walked up to him, ran his fingers across his shoulders, raised his chin, leaned down, and imitated his speaking tone, saying: "How do you want people to pay attention to you?"

Luo Shiyu shuddered and got goosebumps all over his body.

"Anyway, anyway...just tone it down a bit."

[Not to mention the big ice cubes, even I can't stand it. ]

"Hmm~ That's easy."

Luo Shiyu quietly moved his butt to the other side of the sofa.

Xu Yu found him a little amused and asked, "Why are you hiding from me?"

"You are so charming, I can't handle it."

Xu Yu fell down softly and lay in his arms.

When Luo Shiyu wanted to speak, she stretched out her index finger to block his mouth.

"Shh~ Say you love me."

Luo Shiyu's mouth twitched a few times and he screamed in his heart.

[Hehehaha~ Help! I really can’t stand this! ]

Xu Yu, who wanted to continue showing off, was pushed away by Luo Shiyu in response.

"Well... I have something else to talk to Joanna about, so I won't talk to you for now!"

Xu Yu looked at Luo Shiyu who was fleeing in panic, raised the corner of his mouth and said "Tsk~", muttering to himself: "Looks like I'll be busy for the next few days."

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"Joanna, I need your help."

At this time, Joanna was inspecting his robot assistant.

"Wait a minute, it will only take three minutes."

Luo Shiyu replied, "Okay." He found a place to sit down and wait.

Joanna finished her work and came over to ask, "What can I help you with?"

"Can you modify Maria's database?"

"Yes, it is possible, but it depends on what is being changed."

"That's good, that's it..."

Luo Shiyu told Joanna about picking up Luo Chen and his plan to transfer him to his own name.

"Are you saying you want to change Luo Chen's information to make him your biological son?"

"Yes."

Joanna gestured to stop and said, "Wait a moment! How old is this child?"

"Almost 12 years old."

"How old are you?"

"The information is 28." (The information is for reference only)

Joanna expressed her concerns: "You two are only 16 years apart. Are you sure? Telling this to others will be bad for your reputation."

"It's okay. Everyone has a time when they are young and ignorant."

"Since you said so, I'll help you change it."

Joanna pulled out a screen and started typing away. After a while, she asked, "How are you going to fill in the name of the child's biological mother?"

"Died in childbirth."

"Where's the name?"

"Xian Gui." (Hope to return home soon)

Joanna clapped her hands and said, "It's done!"

Luo Shiyu was surprised: "So fast?"

"Or else?"

"Amazing, worthy of being Joanna."

"Absolutely"

Luo Shiyu chatted with her for a while, and only said goodbye to Joanna after hearing Xiaobai's reminder.

The next morning, Luo Shiyu opened his eyes in a daze and was not surprised to see Wang Rui's sleeping face.

【I dreamed about my brother.】

Thinking I was still asleep, I turned over and tried to continue sleeping, but I felt something heavy on my body (Ari's arm), and suddenly woke up.

[What the hell? Why is my brother in my room? What happened? Where's Yuwen Boyuan?]

Luo Shiyu sat up quietly, but was pulled back by Wang Rui and held in his arms.

[Oh! I'm a cuddling pillow again.]

Wang Rui closed his eyes, his voice filled with sleepiness. He rubbed Luo Shiyu's head and coaxed him, "Be good."

Luo Shiyu nodded and obediently let him hold her while she slept.

[Alas~ Looks like my breakfast is ruined. ]

The hand holding the intelligent computer was held down by Wang Rui. Luo Shiyu was so bored that he could only stare at his sleeping brother in a daze.

[Hmm? Is that a strawberry? Oh my goodness, they were having a fight.]

Wang Rui slept until noon.

After Luo Shiyu was freed, the first thing he did was to run to the toilet to pee.

【Wang Xiaobao's bladder is about to burst! 】

When I came out of the bathroom, I saw Wang Rui changing his clothes. There were strawberries all over his body, and there were obvious marks on his wrists and thighs.

[What the hell? Why is my brother injured like this?]

It all started last night...

Every night before going to bed, Wang Rui would quietly go upstairs to check on his beloved brother to see if he had gone to bed early and if he had stayed out all night. (Since Luo Shiyu went to bed early, he was completely unaware that Wang Rui had entered his room.)

When Wang Rui returned to the room, Yuwen Boyuan was standing with his back to him, looking mysterious, and no one knew what he was doing.