I started a senior citizen university after being unemployed, and I became the favorite of my uncles

Chapter 193 The Fatal Attraction of Online Shopping

Aunt Liang, a top student, was able to extract useful information from the "nonsense" of the old men.

"Why look in the mirror when you wake up in the morning..." Aunt Liang tried to sing a part and received many envious looks.

"No, you really can sing." Uncle Li opened his mouth in shock.

"You don't understand this. Real masters never show off their abilities." Uncle Zhang nodded, immersed in it.

Aunt Zhong waved to Aunt Liang and the others: "Come over here quickly, there is still room here."

Aunt Du saw that the empty seat was quite large, so she called Uncle Wang and the others, "Let's go together. We can hear clearly in the front."

Uncle Wang waved his hands repeatedly: "We are just here to listen to the fun. This place is close to the entrance and we can run quickly for lunch."

No uncle or aunt can resist the temptation of the cafeteria. Although there is no time limit or quantity limit, it cannot stop uncles and aunts from competing to be the first to arrive at the cafeteria.

After the new semester started, Aunt Zhong's competitors increased significantly. As soon as the get out of class was over at noon, uncles and aunts rushed to the cafeteria.

Lin Qinglan and the teachers were terrified. If any of these "old darlings" fell, they would have a hard time explaining to their children.

I have repeatedly emphasized that we must pay attention to safety.

At the same time, sitting through the back door has another advantage, which is that you can keep watch and observe the teacher's movements at any time.

Uncle Wang is a well-trained and battle-hardened "scout".

The moment he looked up, he saw Lin Qinglan's cell phone, and was caught smiling foolishly with his white teeth bared.

He instantly entered level one combat readiness state.

With one hand, he separated Uncle Zhang and Uncle Li who were arguing and fighting, and with the other hand he patted the sleeping Old Fu to wake him up, and he moved sideways to block Uncle Zhou who was playing with his mobile phone.

"Stop playing, Principal Lin is here." Uncle Wang lowered his voice and shocked the uncles to instantly come back to their distracted state.

Lin Qinglan looked at the calm and studious scene and happily recorded the video.

He also praised: "After such a long time since the start of school, the enthusiasm for learning is still very high."

As soon as she turned to leave, the "studious" uncles gathered together furtively.

"Old Zhou, what are you laughing about? You look so happy, as if you got a great bargain." Uncle Wang asked Uncle Zhou, who was grinning all the time, with concern.

"The delivery station sent me a message saying that the 99-yuan large refrigerator I bought online has arrived. I will drive my tricycle to pick it up after school."

"What? How much did you say? 99?" Uncle Liu pushed Uncle Wang away and exclaimed.

Uncle Zhang still had his head held high. He said, "You must have been cheated. You can't buy a refrigerator for 99 yuan."

Mr. Zhou, who felt he had gotten a great bargain, was not convinced: "The merchant said that the goods were shipped from the manufacturer, and there were no middlemen making a profit from the price difference. It couldn't be fake."

“I have bought from this online shopping platform many times.”

Uncle Zhou was very confident that there was absolutely no problem with the things he bought.

As he spoke, he held up his phone to show everyone his online shopping results:

“This is the mobile toilet I bought.”

"And this is the donkey I bought online. It's not allowed to be raised in the city, so it was sent back to my hometown."

"This is amazing. I bought 15 pairs of shorts for 20 yuan, which means each pair costs less than 1 yuan on average."

Uncle Wang stroked his chin and analyzed seriously: "Let's not talk about the toilet and the donkey. Can these 15 pairs of pants that cost 20 yuan really be worn? They will break if I fart."

Uncle Zhou turned his head and snorted, "You really don't know what's good. There are so many good things on the Internet."

“I’ve even bought antiques in the live studio.”

Uncle Li asked curiously: "Is it authentic?"

Uncle Zhou swore, "It's absolutely authentic. The anchor is robbing tombs while selling goods live."

"Whatever we dig up, we sell. I was lucky to have dug up the Simuwu Ding."

At this point, Uncle Zhou looked around cautiously and lowered his voice, "Don't tell anyone else. There is only one of this thing in the world, and it's in my house."

“Shouldn’t antiques be collected in museums? Why are they allowed to be traded privately?” Uncle Zhang remained rational and remained unmoved.

"You don't understand. I still have the certificate of authenticity. It can't be fake."

Uncle Zhou confidently recounted the process of how he got the antiques, "People in this business have to be very careful. I handed the goods to the seller at the station, and he told me not to let anyone see it."

"That thing is now hidden under my bed. I'm afraid it will be stolen by a thief."

"How did you stuff the Simuwu Ding under the bed when it's so big?" Uncle Zhang questioned.

"Old Zhang, do you have to argue with me today? Why do you have to argue with me every time I say something?" Uncle Zhou slapped his thigh excitedly.

"The merchants said that after being buried underground for so many years, the water evaporated and shrunk, so it's normal for it to become smaller."

Facing Mr. Zhou's ridiculous remarks, Mr. Zhang frowned and commented: "You still haven't taken enough anti-fraud classes in school."

Uncle Liu exposed Uncle Zhou's true colors: "It is true. He slept in the anti-fraud class every day during those days."

At the same time, another person who slipped through the anti-fraud class, the naive old man Fu, who had been deceived countless times, made a request to Uncle Zhou.

"Old Zhou, I also want a Simuwu Ding. Give me the link."

"Old Fu is still a good judge of vision. The Simuwu Ding is gone, but the anchor said that the Four-Ram Square Tripod will be dug out from the tomb in a few days. You can keep an eye out for it then."

Uncle Zhou seemed to have found a soulmate. He promoted Mr. Fu while also trying to criticize Uncle Zhang.

"The merchants all call me 'dear', so affectionately, how could they deceive me?"

"I won't argue with some people. I will go get my big refrigerator after class at noon. Please come to my house and take a look."

Uncle Zhou's face was filled with pride as he counted the time waiting for the get out of class to end.

At this time, Xiao Zhou, who received ten notifications to pick up parcels, was going crazy at home. "Why does my dad buy so many parcels? He really has nothing to do. I'll find him a class."