nycdaug Chapter 199 Meng Po's Embroidery Needle 2
Chapter 199 Meng Po's Embroidery Needle 2
Looking at the green grass in the yard at the door and thinking of the lunch on his table, Lu Changning felt a stomachache: "I haven't had a full meal since I came here. I'm like an animal! I've been eating grass for two months! I finally get to eat a piece of meat, but I didn't expect it to be stinky! I want to go home, I want to go home!"
Xiao Hong comforted him: "Don't be so picky. Look at the foreigners. They have lived here their whole lives. How can they eat it but you can't?"
It would have been better if he hadn't said it. After he finished, Lu Changning's teeth were almost broken: "You don't have back pain when you talk while lying down. It seems that this feed is not for you to eat!"
"Although I have never eaten meat, I have heard others describe it. How could it be smelly? You must be too picky."
Don’t mention it, Lu Changning actually did some research: “That’s because this wild god advocates equality for all living beings and wants animals to die with dignity! I’m really convinced. They all eat meat, so why is he still talking about equality? If he really wanted equality, why would he feed himself to the animals!”
"What? All beings are equal?" Lu Changning said a lot, but Xiaohong only understood this sentence. This sentence made Xiaohong's favorability towards this wild god rise rapidly: "This doctrine is so good, it's not that everyone is equal, but that all beings are equal, and everything is included. How good, this is the religion of God!"
However, at this moment, the corners of Lu Changning's mouth suddenly rose slightly, revealing a barely perceptible smile. He said softly: "Boss Hong, you have misunderstood. All things in the equality of all things do not include plants!"
"what?"
"The equality of all things they believe in refers to all living things that can breathe. In order to practice this concept, many people don't even eat meat, and only eat plants for their entire lives! What they like to eat most is red and vibrant vegetables like you, Mr. Hong! If you come here, you will definitely be very popular."
After hearing these words, Xiao Hong couldn't help but shudder all over. A chill rose from her spine, making her shiver involuntarily: "A cult, a cult! What kind of cult is this that destroys the principles of heaven and human desires? What are those useless immortals doing? Why don't they destroy the lair of these thieves? We plants are also living things, so why are we not considered part of the living beings? We can also practice and transform. These cult members are actually openly discriminating. They bully us so that we can't run away. Instead of catching pigs, they just eat us directly! I protest, I protest, what's the difference between me and pigs?"
Lu Changning responded sincerely: "There is no difference."
Hey, is he mocking me? Xiaohong wondered.
Ever since he knew that this wild god advocated eating wild vegetables, this religion has become a thorn in Xiaohong's side! This is simply what he called an evil cult! It is more vicious than the legendary demon cult! It is the lifelong enemy of all plants!
Since Xiao Hong cursed the wild god, Lu Changning's life in Country M has become much better. Although he still eats dry bread and vegetable leaves every day, he is lucky to be alive.
It was just the flesh on his body! The flesh that the original owner had accumulated over twenty years was lost after living in this unfortunate country for half a year. Now Lu Changning was skinny again.
During the past six months abroad, every time Lu Changning ate a meal of grass, he hated the protagonist's family more. Even in ancient times, people who were exiled could still have a full meal. But here, since the only Huaguo restaurant on the street closed down, he couldn't even eat steamed buns. Every day he could only look at the grass and shed tears, missing his hometown that he could never return to.
After learning from his pains, and after being tortured day by day, Lu Changning decided to fight back: "Xiaohong, I'm going to kill you back."
Xiao Hong, who was cursing the cult, looked at him like a fool: "You can't even buy a ticket home now, how are you going to fight back? Are you going to swim back in the sea?"
Lu Changning clenched his fists: "I also want to set up a company, and I want to be a boss. As long as I have enough support, that family will no longer be able to interfere with my life."
This is feasible!
"The world plot has already been completed, so there will be no more plot impact. However, do you have any start-up funds? The living expenses given to you by the male protagonist are barely enough for food and clothing!"
This bastard hero had no intention of letting him live!
"The original owner had some small treasury before, so the small shop should be similar."
"So what field do you plan to go into?"
“I actually want to sell steamed buns!”
After saying this, Xiaohong’s palm was almost reaching out to Lu Changning.
"Catering, let's do catering." After all, he has been in the business for so many years, and he doesn't believe that he can't make any achievements in this industry.
The idea was good, but the reality was cruel. Before the store even opened, Lu Changning was sent to the hospital because of his cooking skills.
After a series of examinations, it was finally confirmed that it was food poisoning.
Xiaohong immediately gave Lu a thumbs up: "Great, really great! If you had told me you had this cooking skill earlier, I would have sent you to a drug factory! If you feed it to yourself, you'll end up in the hospital, but if you feed it to your enemies, you'll die!"
Lu Changning, who was on the bed with an IV drip, turned over with difficulty! He didn't want to pay attention to Xiaohong's sarcasm! He wanted to improve the food with his own skills, but he didn't expect that he almost improved his life. Sure enough, it's right to specialize in a profession, and he shouldn't think about it in an unfamiliar field.
Xiao Hong mocked for a while, but when she saw that Lu Changning didn't say anything, she gradually calmed down: "Why don't you just find a chef!"
Lu Changning held his stomach and said in pain: "You think I don't want to, but I don't have the money to pay the wages."
"Tsk tsk tsk, we are both the eldest sons of the Lu family, but how come your brother can command so many people to respond to your calls, while you are so poor that you can't even afford to eat. How pathetic and lamentable!"
Lu Changning really wanted to roar loudly, it's all your fault for losing the needle, otherwise I wouldn't be so miserable! Unfortunately, my body was soft and I had no strength at all, so I could only think about it!
During these days in the hospital, Lu Changning gained something other than injections! For example, he saw the way the wild god seduced souls.
A beam of light from the sky shines on the soul. Those with light souls can naturally be summoned away, but those with heavy souls have to wander in the world.
Lu Changning had been a ghost messenger for many years, so he naturally found the problem in this situation. It was clearly because the wild god’s energy was not enough that the soul could not be salvaged. But the streets of M country are full of wandering souls, and the wild god just leaves them alone? Don’t they need faith urgently? Does the faith of ghosts count?
Thinking about this, Lu Changning looked at the bed next to him. There was a foreign woman in her fifties, who was the most devout believer of the wild god. She would recite prayers to praise the gods every morning, noon and evening. However, the gods did not seem to give this devout believer preferential treatment. The ghost spirit of the woman was rampant and she was haunted by evil spirits. If she was not dealt with, it would be a big problem.
Lu Changning woke up to the old lady's prayer every day and fell asleep to the prayer at night, and he was impressed by the piety of this believer. But on this morning, the old lady's prayer suddenly disappeared, and was replaced by sobbing.
Lu Changning raised his head and looked at the old lady kneeling on the bed, somewhat puzzled. What happened?
At the head of the old lady's bed was a portrait of their god. Although it was old, the paper was well preserved, and there was not a single tear at the edges or corners. The old lady knelt in front of the portrait, sobbing.
Lu Changning listened for the whole morning before he understood the content of the old lady's crying with his half-baked foreign language. It turned out that the good friend who believed in the gods with the old lady died at home this morning! The old lady asked the gods why they didn't save her! Why did the devout prayers have no effect? The old lady even used a dirty word in front of the gods for the first time!
This is probably the shattering of faith! Lu Changning thought.
I thought this matter would not have much to do with him, but during lunch, this foreign lady took the initiative to communicate with Lu Changning for the first time: "Do you also believe in gods?"
Lu Changning looked at the old lady pointing at the photo and shook his head: "No, he is not the one we believe in."
The old lady asked: "Will your gods also forget you?"
Lu Changning shook his head: "No, our god is very dedicated. He loves us and will do his best to help us."
"It's great that our god has forgotten us. He has completely forgotten the promise he made in the beginning and has completely forgotten us in this world."
As the old lady spoke, she slowly turned around, with her back to the portrait of the god, and stared at the bottles of potion on the bedside in a daze.
Lu Changning looked at the lonely figure of the old lady, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind. Yes, why don't I set up a religion here! Not only can I rob their offerings, but I can also sell some religious peripherals to make money, and I will definitely not get food poisoning.
When Xiao Hong heard about this plan, she wanted to applaud Lu Changning: "So, you are planning to compete with Ye Shen for business in his territory? Aren't you afraid of being killed?"
Of course Lu Changning was afraid: "So, our gods must have a high status to compete with the wild gods. What do you think of the King of Hell!"
"Not so good. It's fine if we do it well, but if we fail, won't it damage the reputation of the big boss? We will be deducted from our wages. In my opinion, we should use Meng Po as the main god. After all, we are here to find the needle for her, so she should contribute."
"Isn't this too immoral?" Lu Changning actually had a pretty good impression of Meng Po. Besides, he would have to hang around in the underworld in the future, so it would not be good to offend Meng Po.
"Got it. Aren't the hero and heroine the most important in this world? Why don't we use the heroine's face to make the statue? If the wild god comes, the heroine won't be afraid because she has a double halo to protect her!"
"Yes!" Xiaohong praised.
Thus, the Sisi Sect, with the heroine Bai Sisi as its faith, was officially established!
Of course, Lu Changning would not be stupid enough to recruit believers on his own. These ghosts left behind by wild gods on the streets became his best helpers.
He found some rags and helmets and put them on these souls. In an instant, the souls crossed the dimension and were seen by ordinary people.
"Go, my loyal believers, listen to the call of the Goddess Sisi, and carry forward the Sisi religion!" Hundreds of ghosts shouted in unison and ran in all directions.
Lu Changning came out of the house and looked at the huge photo of Bai Sisi on the wall with great satisfaction: "Sure enough, this profession is suitable for me. I only need to rent a venue and prepare a large poster to sweep the Wild God Realm."
Xiao Hong's mouth twitched: "You'd better be careful. There are police in this world. Be careful not to make money but get arrested."
Of course Lu Changning has to be careful! He cherishes his life very much.
During the day, he went to school diligently using the identity of his original owner. Only at night would his soul leave his body and act as a ghost messenger to complete the requests he received that day.
Not to mention, these ghosts have a strong appeal. In just seven days, the incense money has brought in tens of thousands of yuan. Add to that the various peripheral products of the goddess Sisi, the income is quite considerable!
The Sisi Sect grew rapidly in the dark night. Lu Changning saw the figure of the old lady in his wish list a few days later. He didn't expect that she would actually switch to another sect. And she chose the Sisi Sect with good vision.
The old lady prayed for peace, which was easy! That night, Lu Changning took away the ghosts that were pressing on her, and left the exclusive pattern of the Sisi Cult on her arm, which was a sign of the realization of the wish. It means that the goddess has heard your request and fulfilled it for you. Now it is time for you to fulfill your wish.
The old lady was an elder in the religion and was very familiar with the procedures. Sure enough, the next day, Lu Changning saw the old lady at the Sisi Cult headquarters. Not only did the old lady come by herself, she also brought more than a dozen friends with her. She immediately bought more than a dozen posters of the Sisi Goddess and made a lot of money.
Lu Changning now feels satisfied watching the balance of his bank card increase every day. He really has a good business sense!
Xiao Hong stroked her chin with the flower branch and said thoughtfully, "During this period of time, I have also wandered around your human world. To be honest, in my opinion, what you are doing now doesn't look like normal business or entrepreneurship! Instead, it makes people feel a bit like that... pyramid scheme!"
"I'm doing pyramid selling abroad." Lu Changning thought for a moment and finally said, "Will anyone read a novel with this name?"
Xiao Hong covered her face and said, "You really are obsessed with money."
The development of Sisi Cult was faster than Lu Changning had imagined. Some wealthy people even paid to build a golden statue for the goddess Sisi and renovate the temple! The daily cash flow of Sisi Cult has surpassed that of most companies. This terrifying data really scared Lu Changning. Although he was careful enough and transferred the account several times, and even asked Xiaohong to help, he was still not at ease.
The main reason is that the Sisi Sect has grown too large now. There are more than 10 million registered believers, and the ghosts serving Lu Changning are now everywhere on this continent!
"This place has a population of 800 million, and I am only over 10 million. I shouldn't be discovered by the wild god!" Lu Changning comforted himself. He was really afraid that he would be wiped out by the wild god before he was fully prepared.
Xiao Hong had no idea: "These are only the registered users. There are many more who have not registered. The audience of Goddess Sisi is at least 100 million people now. You have to be careful."
You have to be careful. Lu Changning has a huge amount of savings, and he has fewer opportunities to go out and fulfill his wishes. He has to stay low. He doesn't have the aura of a protagonist, but only the unlucky aura of a vicious male supporting actor who doesn't work very well! The security here is not good. If he gets robbed when he goes out, he will cry to death.