nycdaug Chapter 115 Can you please not be so relaxed? It makes us look stupid!
Chapter 115 Can you please not be so relaxed? It makes us look stupid!
[What is Jiang Nanxi doing? Is she playing abstraction in front of so many zombies? Is she trying to kill herself?]
[? ? How can a person be so cruel? ]
[Sister Ye must be regretting letting a psychopath like Jiang Nanxi join the Psychic Bureau now! ]
Ye Shutong hadn't expected Jiang Nanxi to do this. She said with a headache, "This is not the time to joke around. Stop it!"
She glanced at the electric mosquito swatter that Jiang Nanxi had thrown away and said, "Hurry up and pick up your electric mosquito swatter, and help us deal with these frozen corpses!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nanxi opened his arms towards the ice corpse as if he was about to put on a yellow robe.
Bang, bang, bang.
There was a loud noise coming from the passage.
When the ice corpses saw Jiang Nanxi, they knelt straight on the ground, filling the entire corridor.
Jiang Nanxi even lowered his head to take a look at himself, "Hey, what's going on? Who put the dragon robe on me?"
Ye Shutong: ???
other people:? ? ?
Netizen:! ! !
[No, why did these ice corpses suddenly kneel down? What's the principle behind this?! ]
[Is Jiang Nanxi really the reincarnation of an emperor? ]
[Ah? Are you serious?]
Before everyone could react, Jiang Nanxi spoke again, "My dear ministers, please stand up."
The ice corpses slowly stood up.
Jiang Nanxi: "Kneel down!"
The ice corpse fell to his knees with a thud again.
Jiang Nanxi showed a satisfied smile (the emperor was very pleased), "No, no, I order you to commit suicide to apologize, and twist off your own heads."
As a result, the ice corpses knelt on the ground without moving, staring at her with their cold blue eyes.
Jiang Nanxi was puzzled, "Why don't you obey orders? Are you going to disobey the Holy Order?"
Beside her came the sound of a big rooster, "Cock-a-doodle-doo, cluck-a-doo, cluck-a-doo."
My strength has not yet fully recovered, so I can only control them for a while!
As soon as the big rooster finished speaking, the ice corpse in the front changed from kneeling on both legs to kneeling on one leg, and its eyes were still staring straight in the direction of Jiang Nanxi.
Sudden.
The ice corpse's two legs moved, and it bounced out and rushed towards Jiang Nanxi.
A cold and icy breath came over.
Jiang Nanxi's face changed.
(Thinks for a moment) (The emperor looks very displeased) (Roars) (Runs back and forth to avoid) (Roars) (Throws out the divine beast) "There's an assassin, protect the emperor! Someone come and protect the emperor!"
Chicken in the air:?
Because Jiang Nanxi's movements were too fast, the big rooster had no time to react and was thrown out by her.
At this moment, the ice corpse that was ejected collided with the big rooster in mid-air.
There was a snap.
A crisp slap came.
The big rooster slapped the ice corpse with its wings, sending him flying and hitting the wall of the underground palace.
boom--!
The ice corpse hit the wall, shattered into pieces of ice, and then exploded violently.
A familiar ball of ice-blue light flew over from there, accompanied by a buzzing sound.
Everyone was shocked.
"Damn, this chicken is so fierce!"
Wang Hui shouted, "Wait a minute, this is not the point! The point now is that these ice corpses will also explode and turn into ice crystal worms! Get out of the way!"
As soon as he finished shouting, he saw the big rooster rushing towards the large ball of ice-blue light like a cannonball.
The next second was a storm of inhalation.
That whole bunch of ice crystal worms was eaten by the big rooster!
Bang, bang, bang!
Another ice corpse jumped out from the secret passage.
Jiang Nanxi stood guarding the exit of the secret passage with an electric mosquito swatter. When an ice corpse jumped out, she would hit it hard with the electric mosquito swatter.
She slammed the ice corpse into the distant wall and shattered it into a bunch of ice crystal insects that flew out.
The ice crystal worm was eaten by the big rooster again!
boom--!
Snapped--!
Awooo——suck——!
Jiang Nanxi continued filming.
The big rooster just keeps eating!
After a long time, Jiang Nanxi felt that he had photographed more than twenty ice corpses and his hands were sore!
She couldn't help but say, "Are you full? I'm so tired!"
"Coo, coo, coo." No!
Jiang Nanxi dragged Liu Qingyan over and handed him the electric mosquito swatter. "Teacher Liu, help me feed the beast. I will show you the true grace of the Phoenix beast later."
Liu Qingyan raised his eyebrows and said playfully, "It's not like I haven't seen a mythical beast before, so it seems unnecessary for me to see its demeanor."
Jiang Nanxi: "That makes sense. Then help me feed the beast for free."
Liu Qingyan:?
Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you have this expression? Is it difficult to help me for free? You don't think that helping me is worthless, right? Although my wallet is empty, my quality is low. You really won't get anything by helping me."
Liu Qingyan: "..."
How can people be so shameless!
at this time.
The next ice corpse jumped out, looked around, and prepared to choose the first target to attack.
Snapped--!
Liu Qingyan slapped the ice corpse quickly and accurately, sending it flying and hitting the wall.
[I am really impressed. Are all your immortal cultivations so abstract? Feeding zombies to divine beasts?]
[Ice Corpse: I'd rather rot in a burial pit than live like this! ]
[No way, no way, Teacher Liu, you are just helping her like this? You are too easy to talk to! ]
[I've never heard that Yan Shen is a good person to talk to. Is he only like this with Jiang Nanxi? ]
Jiang Nanxi handed over the task of feeding the divine beast to Liu Qingyan, and she could then rest.
Others saw her find a wooden bench from somewhere, sit on it and rummage through her bag, from which she took out a bag of melon seeds.
Jiang Nanxi sat on a bench, eating sunflower seeds while saying to them, "Would you like to eat? Don't just stand there like an idiot. Sit down and take a rest. If you're really tired, there's a bed over there for you to lie down on."
The others looked at the melon seeds in her hand, then looked at the weapons in their own hands.
(；￣ェ￣)
Could you please stop being so relaxed?
This makes us look stupid!
Ye Shutong found that Liu Qingyan was still accurately knocking away the ice corpse, and the big rooster was waiting there for her to eat. The corner of her mouth twitched and she put away her sword.
Ye Shutong walked towards Jiang Nanxi, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said, "Tell your friend that if he gets tired, I can take his place."
"Good, good."
After a while, Liu Qingyan photographed more than ten ice corpses and turned to look at them.
He saw Jiang Nanxi sitting on a bench eating melon seeds. The other people from the Psychic Bureau squatted in a row next to her, each holding a handful of melon seeds in their hands, and watching him shoot zombies in unison.
Liu Qingyan: "..."
audience:"……"
Liu Qingyan couldn't help but stood up and said, "Let someone else come, so that I can enjoy the blessing for a while!"
Ye Shutong switched with him.
Liu Qingyan handed the electric mosquito swatter to Ye Shutong, took Ye Shutong's handful of melon seeds, and walked towards Jiang Nanxi.
Jiang Nanxi stood up and left, ran to lie on the crystal coffin, and said, "I need to rest for a while. You guys continue to help me feed the beast. When you get tired, let someone else take over."
Liu Qingyan walked over and asked, "Is this coffin so comfortable? Do you like lying down so much?"
"Of course. This coffin..."
Jiang Nanxi was halfway through her speech when she suddenly heard a cracking sound from beneath her.
Then, she felt her body hanging in the air and the board beneath her disappeared!
A strange suction force appeared in the empty space below and sucked her down!
"Nanxi!"