nycdaug Chapter 216: Evil Shrimp, I'll Teach You a Lesson on How to Behave
Chapter 216: Evil Shrimp, I'll Teach You a Lesson on How to Behave
[It's so funny. If this is considered self-defense, then I also used self-defense today. I just passed by the kitchen and three fried chickens attacked me. I could only eat them to stop such behavior! ]
[Pipi Shrimp: What a big pot. ]
[I didn't expect that the mantis shrimp would die, but I was actually scolded for having shrimps to give birth to but no shrimps to feed them hahahahaha! ]
The audience enjoyed the fun, but Wei Yanbo became even more angry after hearing these remarks. "You are talking nonsense and making excuses for your own bad behavior!"
Jiang Nanxi sniffed and choked up, "If it doesn't work, call the police. Let the police explain to you whether self-defense is feasible."
Wei Yanbo:?
Jiang Nanxi looked at Liu Qingyan beside him, "Teacher Liu, you saw it just now, their attack is so fierce, if we don't put them in the takeaway box, we won't survive at all!"
Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched, "Indeed, the situation just now was too thrilling."
Wei Yanbo:?
Jiang Nanxi hugged Liu Qingyan beside her and started crying again, "Teacher Liu, wuwuwuwu, what kind of world is this? How can it be wrong for me to protect myself? Am I the only one who can be bullied?!"
Wei Yanbo:?
Seeing Jiang Nanxi crying louder and louder, Wei Yanbo couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "Okay, Pipi Shrimp hits you, right? If you have the guts, let Pipi Shrimp hit you and see! If Pipi Shrimp can really hit people, forget it!"
Jiang Nanxi stopped crying.
She suddenly saw an uneaten mantis shrimp dropped on the ground next to the coffee table.
Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Wei, is that true? If you saw Pipixia beating someone, would you believe what I said?"
Wei Yanbo sneered, "Yeah, let Pipixia beat someone up for me. If Pipixia can't beat anyone up, then you are being unreasonable, and you should publicly apologize to everyone!
In addition, you need to pay for tonight's meal, and you and Liu Qingyan's team will also be subject to certain punishments."
"What punishment?"
Hearing Jiang Nanxi's question, the director replied, "You have violated the rules and cannot participate in the three rounds of games. These three rounds of games are related to tonight's midnight snack, tomorrow's lunch, and dinner.
If you can't attend, it means you won't be able to eat tomorrow!"
Jiang Nanxi looked at them with condemnation, "Such a severe punishment? You are so cruel!"
The director then said, "Okay, tell us exactly how the shrimp hit you. If you can't tell us, and we can't see the shrimp hitting you, then you just accept the punishment!"
Jiang Nanxi picked up the mantis shrimp that had fallen on the ground next to the coffee table and put it on a plate.
"This evil shrimp escaped and I finally caught it."
Jiang Nanxi handed the plate to the director, "Director, hold it. It will attack you soon. You must be careful not to get hurt!"
The director took the shrimp with a speechless look on his face. "This thing is dead, how can it attack people? I really didn't expect that you could say such outrageous things just for a bite of food!"
Jiang Nanxi blinked at him.
The director was stunned for a moment, and had a bad feeling in his heart, and then the next second,
He saw the mantis shrimp lying on the plate suddenly jumped up, and then slapped his face with its tail!
director:? ? ?
Before the director could react, the mantis shrimp was swinging its tail wildly in front of him, just like a fish that was washed onto the beach and flapped its tail wildly. The mantis shrimp was slapping the director's face with its tail.
Clap clap clap!
Before long, red marks appeared on the director's cheeks, and his cheeks were swollen from the pain.
"what!"
The director screamed and waved his hands vigorously to try to open the mantis shrimp, but the mantis shrimp dodged him several times.
"Help! The shrimp is hitting someone!"
"director!"
When Wei Yanbo saw this scene, he was stunned and it took him a long time to react.
He stretched out his hand to help the director knock away the shrimp that was clinging to him, but the shrimp slapped him in the face.
Clap clap clap clap!
When the mantis shrimp saw Wei Yanbo coming, it stopped pestering the director and started wagging its tail wildly at Wei Yanbo's face, leaving several red marks on his face.
"Help, help! Jiang Nanxi, what did you do? Hurry up and make Pipi Shrimp stop!"
"Stop it, Jiang Nanxi, you are the one behind this, stop it now!"
The two of them ran around the room with their heads covered, and the shrimp chased them relentlessly.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you! Evil shrimp, let my belly punish you!"
Jiang Nanxi quickly slid over and caught the evil mantis shrimp. He peeled it and ate it with vinegar. Only then did the room become quiet.
Liu Qingyan: "..."
audience:"……"
The director and Wei Yanbo calmed down, and when they saw Jiang Nanxi happily eating the mantis shrimp, their faces turned green.
The director couldn't help but say, "What did you do to the mantis shrimp? You must have done something to it, so it attacked us like a ghost!"
Wei Yanbo also said, "That's right, the mantis shrimp has been cooked, how could it attack others! Besides, this thing is seafood, there is no way it can fly up and slap someone!"
"You don't know this, do you?"
Jiang Nanxi threw away the remains of the mantis shrimp and said solemnly, "In fact, these seafood were salvaged from the sea area contaminated by nuclear waste water. They have already mutated. If people eat them, it will be a disaster!"
The director was shocked. "Really? We ordered another table today and everyone ate a lot! What will happen if we eat this kind of seafood?"
Jiang Nanxi: "It's not good for your health anyway."
Director: "But most of the dishes in the hotels and restaurants on this island are seafood. Are we going to have nothing to eat in the remaining days?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, you'd better not eat anymore. If you ordered any food, you can bring it to me. I am willing to sacrifice my health for everyone's safety."
director:? ? ?
The director then realized that he had been fooled by Jiang Nanxi again, and he was so angry that his eyes were blazing with anger, "Jiang Nanxi, can you be more normal?!"
Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm very normal. You wanted to see a mantis shrimp beat someone up, so I showed it to you. Now you can prove that what I said was not wrong, right?
Just now, the evil mantis shrimp brought a large group of seafood to beat me. I packed up these evil seafood and took them away for your safety. "
The director and Wei Yanbo didn't say anything, with a hint of death on their faces, and they didn't know how to refute.
Wei Yanbo regretted so much that he gave her a perfect score. It would be better to give her a high score and let her eat normally!
This way, they won't be disgusted when they eat, and they won't be forced to accept her ridiculous remarks!
The director and Wei Yanbo left in shame.
Jiang Nanxi returned to her room to rest with satisfaction, and agreed with Liu Qingyan not to participate in the midnight snack game.
Because the two of them really couldn't eat anymore, they didn't need this game.
After Jiang Nanxi washed up and rested for a while, she prepared to turn off the lights and go to bed.
As soon as he turned off the lights, Jiang Nanxi heard a slight noise coming from the direction of the balcony.
There was a bloody eye staring at her through the gap in the curtains!