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Chapter 250: Those Years in the Great Northern Wilderness (86)

In the end, I could only curse in my heart that this naughty kid was as annoying as his father. But in fact, I was envious of him because he only had one daughter, and she was taught by her mother...

One word, annoying!

As soon as Wu Yong took Zhou Jufang away, Yun Tinglan asked everyone to disperse.

Back in the house, Yun Tinglan looked at Yi An with a smile and gave him a thumbs up, "Great, you are capable enough to make a time bomb by yourself."

The explosives are simple, consisting of one component of sulfur, two components of nitrate and three components of charcoal.

As for the fact that there was no shadow but it could still explode and scare people, it was a time bomb. She remembered that one of the popular science comics Ling Xi had given her was about detonators.

Nannan has also read these books, and Yun Tinglan didn't think there was anything wrong with them. They were just about some simple circuit diagrams and small scientific experiments to cultivate interests and hobbies.

But unfortunately, Yi An is a curious child with strong hands-on ability. He must have spent more than a day or two thinking about these things. Those spare parts...

The studio at home is not always locked, and there is also his godfather who is an engineer. Thinking of this... Yun Tinglan laughed out of anger.

Look what he can do!

"So-so, third in the world. It's all in the knowledge books." Yi'an raised his lips complacently, but suddenly found something wrong. It was too quiet. He looked around and the house was empty. His father had already left with Yi Ning. Only his mother was blocking the door with a broom in her hand and a cold smile on her face.

Oops, I was tricked.

He climbed onto the kang, pushed open the window and jumped out, running away without looking back. The door that was originally open was now closed.

Yi An was so angry that his hair stood on end. Who was it? Who was so wicked?

Song Quede was very honest and handed Yun Tinglan a stick. "He has thick skin, so it doesn't hurt him to hit him with a broom."

That's right. The two children have been taking medicinal baths since they were young. Yining doesn't like to move and is taller than his peers, not to mention Yian, who is full of energy and has endless strength every day. Crawling and fighting with others is a daily routine for him and he is very tough.

Every morning he would practice military boxing with Song Jinhan. With Song Jinhan teaching him moves, he could easily knock down one or two big men. He really had a thick skin!

Yi An was so upset, is he his biological father? Others are cheating their fathers, but his family is cheating their sons.

Listening to the screams in the yard, Xu Jianmin coughed lightly, "Just show your respect, let the child know he is wrong." Look at how he beat the child, he is crying loudly. Xu Jianmin has not heard Yi'an cry since he was five years old, which shows how hard he hit him.

It was just a prank. Every child is naughty. When he was a kid, he even used firecrackers to blow up cow dung to take revenge on the landlord. However, his mind was not as meticulous as Yi'an's, so he was caught and hung on a tree and beaten.

This kid is born to be a soldier. He is tough and fearless. After being in the army for a few years, even bad iron can be tempered into good steel.

Song Jinhan's eyes were filled with helplessness. It was obvious that the crying was fake. Even if Yi An was really sad, he wouldn't cry like that. The sound of beating was even more wrong. It was too loud. The sound of a stick hitting flesh was not like that. I'm afraid it was hitting the pillow.

It was obvious that the mother and son were just putting on an act.

Even though there is no evidence, everyone knows that it was this brat who did it, but it is not clear how he did it.

But we have to give them an explanation and let them vent their anger. He looked at the yard and found that it was indeed bombed... It was dirty.

But this was really done beautifully.

One link after another.

Yian is only nine years old, and it is amazing that he can achieve this level.

In the yard, Yun Tinglan held Yi An down, hit the pillow next to him with the stick in his hand, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with the diarrhea?"

Sticks fell beside him again and again. Yi'an's eyelids twitched and he felt nervous. He hung his head and didn't dare to be clever anymore. "I'll let Dunzi and the others sell these homemade mung bean popsicles to Wu Qingqing." The money from the sales belonged to them. Only a fool would not do that.

I get it, mung bean popsicles with watermelon are both cold things, a definite diarrhea combo.

No wonder the saltpeter at home was consumed so quickly, you used it all to make popsicles. She touched Yi An's head and said, "There must be a lot of gold in the store."

Yi An nodded listlessly, lamenting in his heart that he was the Monkey King who could not escape from his mother's Five Finger Mountain. He gritted his teeth, looking painful, and said, "I'll buy some vanishing cream for you and your sister later."

good!

Yun Tinglan was curious, "How can you be sure that Zhou Jufang must have eaten it?"

It's not that it's targeting anyone in particular. Whoever is caught will be unlucky. The time is also estimated. During that period of time, there will definitely be a lot of explosions. Whether the explosion will hit anyone or not depends entirely on God's will.

Just seeing the toilet explode and shit flying everywhere was quite satisfying.

Apparently, they were lucky enough.

With Lingxi cleaning up the mess, Yun Tinglan wasn't worried about Wu Yong finding out anything. Even the residue from the explosion of Yian's homemade simplified timed earth bomb was disposed of by the mechanical spider made by Lingxi.

But naughty children also need to be educated.

Don't do such dangerous things as making time bombs yourself. Although the two families have conflicts, they are not enemies. What if the ratio of explosives is wrong and something goes wrong? What will you do?

Will you feel guilty for the rest of your life?

Even if you throw firecrackers and get caught, it's better for us as your parents to pretend to give you a good beating than for you to deal with such dangerous things.

Although these dangers can be basically eliminated with Ling Xi around, Yi An must have a fear of life.

From that day on, the couple did not allow Yian to have any contact with these things anymore.

Song Jinhan took him to visit many people, all of whom were disabled war heroes. Six people could not make up eight legs and nine arms.

Let Yi'an stay in each hero's home for a day, accompany them and help them with eating, drinking, defecating and urinating, and listen to them talk about what happened on the battlefield.

When he came back, Yun Tinglan clearly felt that Yi An had changed. The child took the initiative to bring fruits from home to visit Wu Yong, which surprised Wu Yong.

After hearing Yi An's sincere apology and self-examination, Wu Yong felt mixed emotions, but he did not embarrass Yi An. He waved his hand and let him go back. However, when he saw Song Jinhan the next day, he said, "Your son is a daredevil."

He was jealous, but this was someone else's child.

As for recruiting Yi'an as his son-in-law, forget it. With his daughter like that, it's not marriage, it's enmity.

Besides, his daughter was killed by that guy, and he didn't know what happened. Although he was often so angry with his daughter that he wanted to stuff her back into her mother's belly and recreate her, she was still his own daughter, and he couldn't just watch her die.

After this day, the military camp had a new scene.

As soon as the wakeup call sounded every day, Song Jinhan would take the twins to do morning exercises with the militia. Gradually, more and more children joined in, and running and military boxing became a daily routine.

Holidays are the happiest times for children. Even if it is wheat harvest holiday, teachers have to go to the fields to harvest and the children go home to help.

Ordinarily, with Lingxi around, the family wouldn't need the help of the two children in taking care of the private plot, but such an experience is not a bad thing for them. It doesn't matter how much they work, as they can't be ignorant of the different kinds of crops.

The two children were tanned, especially Yian, whose arms were peeling off and his teeth looked particularly white when he opened his mouth.

He was holding two rice fish in his left hand and a bucket with half a bucket of loaches in his right hand. He was very happy and shouted as soon as he entered the door: "Aunt, we caught fish. I want to eat sweet and sour fish and loaches today. Let's fry the loaches."