nycdaug Chapter 955 Rejection
Chapter 955 Rejection
“First day of quitting masturbation.”
“First day of quitting masturbation.”
“The first day of quitting…”
Su Fei skillfully wrote the same words on the 75th line of his notebook, and then threw the waste paper in his hand into the trash can.
The trash can is already filled with paper balls, like some kind of art installation.
"It's boring." Su Fei's eyes wandered, and he looked up at the ceiling in a daze. The mottled wall turned into a galaxy in his eyes. "I suddenly feel that human beings are so insignificant in the universe. How many mysteries are hidden in the universe? What is the meaning of human life?"
Before I could even start to answer these strange philosophical questions, my cell phone suddenly started ringing with a piercing alarm tone - ding ding ding...
This is the live broadcast reminder specially set up by Su Fei.
他快速打开电脑，看了一眼右下角日期——2022年1月20日，10:00。
It's time to start a new day of work.
Su Fei is an online game anchor who specializes in broadcasting the game League of Legends.
I saw him skillfully open the Gouya live broadcast platform and start the live broadcast.
The next second, a large number of viewers began to enter the live broadcast room, and sporadic comments appeared:
"Super Thin Brother, here I come!"
"Host, host, the top laner Iron Man you recommended is great, but it's still too difficult to operate. Do you have any easier heroes to recommend?"
"Brothers, Iron Man is still not strong enough. I didn't even have time to use W when playing top lane, and I used my full skills to mix in basic attacks, and I only killed two of the three before he died."
“I suggest weakening Iron Man and swapping the range of his ultimate skill with the range of his passive skill.”
"The elementary school hands you invented, the outer circle scraping and inner circle burning, are not very effective. My teammates can't cut them."
"I still prefer the host's mixed learning style of play - playing with strong heroes in a mixed way, and playing with weak heroes in a hidden way."
"Brother Chaobo, you can reach Master level thanks to stats freaks like Tienan."
"..."
Seeing the barrage, Su Fei seemed quite helpless.
Su Fei’s live broadcast room ID is his own name, so netizens gave him the nickname “Super Thin Brother” without any hesitation.
Su Fei opened the LOL client and started ranking directly.
It took only two seconds for him to line up with someone. During the hero selection phase, Su Fei organized his words and said:
"A beautiful day has arrived. First of all, welcome all the big guys to the live broadcast room."
"I just read the comments and found that some viewers said that the anchor was able to reach the master level in the first zone because of the stats of the hero Iron Man, rather than his personal strength. In fact, this is not the case..."
"Oops, I accidentally clicked the wrong one. Why did I choose the bear?"
Su Fei's tone was filled with endless regret. "Forget it, Volibear is Volibear. This hero is a little weak in the top lane, but it just happens to prove to everyone that I can reach the Master level not by relying on hero stats, but by my own persistence and hard work."
While Su Fei was speaking, many viewers poured into the live broadcast room.
After all, he is a game anchor with 300,000 fans.
Moreover, he accumulated these 300,000 followers in just two and a half months.
Su Fei's LOL level is not ideal, he is only a low-scoring master in zone one.
The reason why he was able to accumulate 300,000 followers in a short period of time was mainly because he relied on his memories before the time travel to create two extremely popular memes.
One is "Some brothers, some ..."
The second one is "Then let me ask you...Dad won the MVP..."
In addition to being funny, the live broadcast style is also humorous and is quite popular with the audience.
This incredible speed of account creation made countless big anchors sad, small anchors cry, and medium-sized anchors exclaimed "I'm so envious that my hair is turning purple."
However, as a time traveler, Su Fei was not proud of this.
Two and a half months ago, he was playing League of Legends in an Internet cafe when his foot accidentally hit the socket under the table.
As a result, before he could even call the network administrator, he traveled to a parallel world called Blue Star.
As a young man of the new era, Su Fei read a lot of novels and could accept the fact of time travel.
Bad news: It traveled to S12, not the classic S7.
The good news: there are systems.
Bad news: After the system came, it issued a task, and nothing else was given.
Good news: the mission appears to be almost complete.
While the game was loading, Su Fei whispered in his heart: "System, check the progress of the task."
Then a purple light curtain that was invisible to others appeared in front of Su Fei.
[Novice Mission (Family Tree Guardian), Mission Introduction: If you want to become a qualified LOL player, the ability to protect your family tree is a basic requirement, not a bonus! ]
[Task requirements: Complete 100000 keyboard taps during the LOL game. Completing the task will get you a new player gift pack]
[Task progress: 98975/100000]
Seeing the progress, Su Fei breathed a sigh of relief.
After more than two months of hard work, it is finally almost finished.
After today's live broadcast, I will probably be able to get this novice gift package.
Su Fei's mind moved, and his consciousness immediately returned to the game.
At this time, the game had been loaded. After buying a Doran's Ring, he drove the Bear to the top lane and interacted with the audience.
Three minutes later, Su Fei completed his first solo kill. He said with a smile:
"I saw some comments saying that Volibear also has a stats weirdness, but that's not true, brothers. I just killed Garen at level 3. Although I still had almost half of my health left after the kill, I was actually in danger all the way. It was extremely dangerous."
Another minute later, Su Fei said with a bright smile:
"Look, the opposing jungler Kayn came to the top lane to help Garen gank me. Although I got a double kill with very little health, it was entirely because of my perfect operation. If I had used my Q skill in the opposite direction, I would definitely not have gotten the double kill."
"Brothers, if you can't reach Master, you might as well look for your own reasons. Have you played ranked games seriously over the years? Have you put in countless efforts and sweat to practice heroes like me?"
"I emphasize again, Volibear is not a numerical monster!"
……
Question marks began to appear one after another on the barrage.
Su Fei ignored it and just focused on fighting on the laning line.
A few minutes later, Su Fei completed another wave of extreme kills. He asked proudly:
"Brothers, look at how cool it is that I killed Garen by leaping the level limit!"
As Su Fei finished his words, the number of comments in the live broadcast room began to increase exponentially.
"?"
"Is it a human?"
"Super Thin Brother looks a bit like a human, I'm not sure, let's take a look."
"Okay, okay, okay, the level 8 Volibear surpasses the level, reaches the limit, has full health, and crosses the tower to kill the level 5 Garen, okay, okay..."
"The bear is still too weak. I suggest using the bear's ultimate to instantly kill the defense tower."
"Galen: Am I a human? Am I a human?"
"Host, host, when I play Volibear's Q skill, he always runs in the opposite direction. What should I do?"
"Host, your Volibear is very strong, but it's still too difficult to operate. Is there any..."
"I will always support Brother Chaobo, because in other live broadcast rooms I can only be a brother and family member, but in his live broadcast room I can be the boss!"
"..."
Amidst laughter and joy, Su Fei quickly ended this difficult match with a final score of 25:6.
Su Fei's Volibear relied on his super personal strength to kill the numerical monster Garen many times, and finally achieved a perfect data of 10-0-2.
Looking at the pleasing score, Su Fei's mouth curled up slightly: "What a well-matched, exciting and thrilling qualifying match!"
After saying that, Su Fei added, "By the way, those who think the host is doing well, please remember to follow me. After the broadcast, I will post the exclusive strategy guide of "Three Years of Abstinence and Five Years of Simulation" in the audience group."
Then Su Fei clicked to start the next round of ranking.
The popularity of LOL on Blue Star is extremely high. Even if you have reached the Master rank, the waiting time still only takes a few seconds.
After entering the next game, Su Fei decisively chose his signature hero, Tie Nan.
Unfortunately, in this game, the opponent picked a stone man with excessive stats on the top lane.
Seeing the numerically weird stone man chosen by the opponent, Su Fei was not panicked. Instead, his competitive spirit was aroused and he spoke excitedly:
"Brothers, you have seen that the opponent has chosen a numerical monster. No matter who plays this Iron Man, I am afraid that his heart will be filled with fear at this moment."
“But the best way to eliminate fear is to face it.”
"We, the players, should go against the will of heaven!"
"Look at how I kill the numerical weird stone man in this game!"
Perhaps because of Su Fei's sonorous words, the screen of the live broadcast room was filled with question marks.
"?"
"??"
"When I type a question mark, it means it's not my problem, but your problem, Brother Chaobo."
"Okay, okay, our stone man player has become a numerical weirdo."
"Host, you are Bilian from the pharmacy."
"Stone Man: bad luck."
"The anchor is a bit lucky, as his opponents are always the same idiots as him."
"..."
Su Fei ignored the audience's praise. After entering the game, he relied on his strong personal strength to gain a considerable advantage in the laning phase.
However, the opposing numerical monster, the Stone Man, was very cowardly and did not leave the tower at all, causing Su Fei to never find an opportunity to kill the numerical monster alone, and he was frequently ganked.
Fortunately, with Su Fei's hard work and encouragement, his teammates performed exceptionally well and easily won the game.
In the end, Su Fei's record of 0-1-9 naturally drew praise from the audience -
"The cycle of being confused and lying down never ends. This time you are confused, and next time you lie down."
"Brother Chaobo is so strong, why doesn't he go play in the game and just be a small anchor here?"
"SKT is paying a huge sum of money to buy Chaobo's secret to winning without any pressure!"
“I suggest that the anchor go to SKT as the starting top laner, so that our LPL’s chances of winning the championship will increase dramatically.”
"Anchor, anchor, before my roommate is buried, I want to see you play a top lane hero other than Volibear and Malphite!"
"..."
The humble Su Fei did not get proud of the audience's praise, but just started the next qualifying game in a low-key manner.
Then he entered the game, Iron Man was banned, and Su Fei had to use Volibear again...
As Su Fei played game after game and interacted with others one sentence after another, the popularity of the live broadcast room continued to rise and has exceeded 600,000.
Su Fei also randomly selected Volibear and Iron Man from his bottomless hero pool to play the game in turns.
It’s not that other heroes can’t be played, but Iron Man and Volibear are more cost-effective.
Time always passes by inadvertently.
In a blink of an eye, Su Fei had finished fifteen ranked games, winning ten and losing five.
"I'm lucky today." Su Fei said to himself and looked at the time again.
17:34.
Gua…
goooo...
The sound from his stomach made Su Fei realize that it was time to get off work, so he said:
"Boss, the happy working hours are coming to an end. The anchor has to go off the air to perform an esophageal filling surgery. See you tomorrow."
After saying this, Su Fei clicked to end the broadcast regardless of the audience's requests to stay.
He had just had breakfast in the morning and had also experienced a thrilling air battle. He was now extremely hungry.
Just as I was about to go out, my cell phone rang.
"I'm looking up, above the moon..."
This is Su Fei's incoming call ringtone.
I picked it up and saw "Widow" on it.
Su Fei pressed the answer button: "Hello, Widow."
"Open the door." The other party just said simply.
Su Fei opened the door of the rental house in surprise and saw a woman in her twenties standing in front of the door.
The woman was wearing a blue and white cheongsam with a slit. She was leaning against the door with a smile on her face, looking sexy and charming.
Su Fei also noticed that she was holding a takeaway bag.
"Widow, why are you here suddenly?" Su Mo asked.
“Why,” the woman straightened herself up and smiled even more broadly, “you don’t welcome me?”
Without waiting for Su Fei to explain, she handed the takeaway bag to Su Fei again, "Hey, this is the takeaway for you. I know you just got off the air and haven't eaten yet."
Su Fei took the takeaway: "Thank you, widow!"
If there were outsiders here, they would definitely recognize this woman, because she is Yu Widow, the host who has been popular in LPL for a long time and is known as one of the "Four Beauties of LPL".
Few people know that she is Su Fei's distant cousin.
The rental house that Su Fei currently lives in was rented by Widow Yu two months ago.
Thinking of this, Su Fei still felt somewhat emotional.
"Dear Brother Chaobo, aren't you going to invite me in for a seat?" Widow Yu's voice rang out again.
Su Fei took a step back: "Widow, please come in."
After entering the rental house, Widow Yu began to look around.
Although this rental house is a single room with only one chair, it is tidy and does not look like the home of a single internet-addicted teenager.
When she thought about what Su Fei had done online over the past two months, her eyes were filled with appreciation and satisfaction.
But when her eyes moved to the trash can in the corner and saw the almost full paper balls, Yu Widow frowned slightly and reminded:
"Xiao Fei, although you are still young, you still have to take care of your health!"
Even Su Fei couldn't help blushing at this moment: "I said that this is all because I blew my nose, do you believe it, widow sister?"
"Haha," Widow Yu just chuckled and sat on the edge of the bed, "You should eat something first to replenish your energy."
"..." As expected, there is not even the most basic trust between people!
As Widow Yu sat down, Su Fei also sat on the only chair in front of the computer.
He opened the takeout box and saw the braised spare ribs and tenderloin inside, his eyes lit up.
"Widow, you are so kind!" Su Fei was grateful. He hadn't had such a good meal for a long time.
"Hmm," Widow Yu snorted, "There's something I want to ask you. Are you sure you don't want to go to college?"
Su Fei nodded without hesitation.
His predecessor was actually an 18-year-old authentic high school boy, but he was also an internet-addicted teenager.
Before Su Fei traveled through time, his predecessor had already given up on himself and dropped out of school. He went alone to the most prosperous city in Dragon Country - Demon City, trying to make a name for himself.
However, after arriving in the Magic City, reality slapped him hard in the face.
When they were almost unable to afford food, Su Fei's parents contacted his distant cousin, Widow Yu, for help, which saved Su Fei from having to sleep on the streets.
This is also the reason why Widow Yu helped Su Fei rent a house.
Widow Yu not only rented a house, but also gave her predecessor a computer that she had discarded, and asked Su Fei to try live streaming games.
However, his predecessor was too addicted to games and was a bit rebellious. Not only did he not live broadcast, he also played League of Legends alone in a rental house for three days and two nights and died suddenly.
After sorting out his thoughts, Su Fei gave his answer: "I'm sure I won't go."
Su Fei couldn't help but think of a friend he had before he traveled through time. After graduating from university, he found a job with a monthly salary of 6,000 yuan. He was dissatisfied with the low salary, so he worked hard to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination.
After three years of working like a slave from 8 am to 10 pm, doing countless experiments and writing papers, I finally graduated with a master's degree.
As expected, it’s good to have a master’s degree. My friend no longer needs to look for a job that pays 6,000 yuan, because all the jobs that pay 6,000 yuan have been taken by college graduates, and he can only find a job that pays 4,000 yuan.
In the end, my friend had no choice but to join the ranks of those taking the civil service exam.
My friend tried to get a job in tobacco, power grid, petroleum, railway and other units...but he didn't get any.
Through his friend's tragic experience, Su Fei secretly sighed in his heart: undergraduates and postgraduates are not as good as their mothers' children; first-tier and second-tier universities are not as good as household registration books.
Sometimes a good junior college is no worse than a 985 university.
Just as he was about to express his feelings for his friend, he heard Widow Yu say, "Xiao Fei, you don't want your parents to know that you're not going to college, do you?"
Ok?
Widow, do you have a beard growing under your nose?
What is the big deal about these angry remarks? ! (End of this chapter)