Crossing 70: Fish in the Pond Have Good News

Chapter 84: Fart Attack

Xue Li couldn't see what was happening outside even when she was standing on tiptoe, which made her very anxious.

Jiang Yu was very quick and agile. He didn't even need a ladder. He quickly climbed over the wall and sat down to watch the show.

Seeing this, Fu Biao immediately followed suit and climbed up the wall as well.

Chen Jinghan didn't want to make Xue Li anxious, so he asked Xiong Lijin to go back to the room. He unbolted the door and carefully poked his head out to see what was going on.

Xiong Lijin already felt ashamed, but he was also one of the parties involved, so he stayed here. When he saw Chen Jinghan winking at him, he immediately hurried into the backyard.

When Xue Li saw Chen Jinghan sticking his head out, he immediately bent down and stuck his little head out from under his arm.

Seeing this, Luo Xinci stamped her feet, went up and pulled Chen Jinghan away, "Let me see, let me see."

The aunt standing at the back blocking the door saw them like this and burst out laughing. She nudged the sister next to her with her butt to make some room for Xue Li, "Come out and see, it's okay, we can definitely hold the last line of defense! Can Yang Zhiqing be more powerful than the Japanese devils!"

Xue Li was also amused. This old lady was really good at talking.

Several female educated youth came out one after another. Because of their height, they supported each other and stood on the threshold to look out.

Yang Xiaoling shed tears, "I didn't mean to disturb you all, I really just wanted to talk to Brother Li Jin..."

"Who dares to talk to you? You are a very vicious girl. You can make others empty their pockets with just two words. We, the educated youth Xiong, can tell at a glance that we have never seen such a great person as you. If things go wrong, we will lose everything. We are scared to death." The aunties began to bombard Yang Xiaoling with words.

"That's right, you think we don't know about the things going on in your Unity Brigade. Zhao Yongnian is an honest farmer, but after he became friends with you, he gave you all the money his family had saved for several years. Tsk tsk tsk! You have a powerful mouth!"

"Sister, what I'm saying is, don't mess with our people if there's nothing to do. We're all ordinary people, and we can't stand the harm you've done."

"You look like a demon. If it weren't for the country's regulations, people like you would be locked up in a well. There's something wrong with you!"

"Don't talk nonsense! Yang Zhiqing, just do a good deed. Xiong Zhiqing was scared to death by you at the village entrance last time. He doesn't like you, so just stop making trouble. Don't make him annoying."

"It's a new era now, women should be independent and strong! Why do you always want to cling to men? You are spineless and willing to be lowly."

"..."

The aunties didn't say anything too harsh, and each of them seemed like an educated person and wanted to reason with her.

But Yang Xiaoling wouldn't listen. There is a kind of people in this world who are just like this. They have their own logic and their thoughts are different from others. They never think that there is something wrong with them, but rather that others are ignorant and cannot sympathize with them.

But her persistence did not last long. After a while, Yang Xiaoling's stomach growled.

She subconsciously touched her belly and frowned slightly.

"Damn! Could it be that this woman is pregnant by someone and wants to find Xiong Zhiqing to take in this bastard child with an unknown father?" When an aunt saw her actions, her eyes widened and her face became alert.

"No way! I heard before that she has promiscuous relationships with both men and women, but she has never done anything like that..."

"Look, she's holding her belly!"

Jiang Yu looked at Yang Xiaoling intently and saw that she was frowning and slightly bent over, as if she had stomach discomfort.

When Xue Li saw her like this in the crowd, he immediately laughed with his teeth bared.

"Puff, puff--" The huge fart sound shocked all the aunties present. No one spoke for a moment, and everyone stared at Yang Xiaoling with wide eyes.

"Puff puff puff——" a series of farts, very smelly.

The aunties in the front row immediately retreated, sticking close to the aunties behind them, away from Yang Xiaoling, and did not forget to cover their noses, "Oh my god! This fish smells worse than the rotten pickled fish from Lao Zhao's house!"

"Ugh——" Some aunties with a sensitive sense of smell performed vomiting on the spot.

Ginger Fish immediately blocked his sense of smell.

Yang Xiaoling's face turned pale. "My stomach hurts. Please move aside and let me in. I need to go to the toilet!"

"Impossible! You are not allowed to enter this youth cadre station! Tell me, did you do this on purpose? Are you playing tricks? So cool! You are really brave to fart so loudly!"

"Get out of the way! I really have a stomachache! I promise I'm just going in to use the restroom. If you're worried, just follow me in and keep an eye on me!" Yang Xiaoling was so anxious. Her stomach hurt so badly that she had no choice but to go forward and push those aunties to try to squeeze out a path.

There was no way the aunties would let her succeed, so they immediately formed a human wall.

"Puff, puff, puff--" Another series of farts.

The aunties almost fainted from the stench. They all rolled their eyes and stood firm on the front line.

The aunt behind them hurriedly pushed the educated youth back into the yard and told them to lock the door.

Xue Li and Luo Xinci couldn't hold back their laughter as soon as they entered the yard. They covered their mouths and laughed like deflated balls.

"Oh my God, this is the first time I've seen such a method in my life. Oh my god, my eyes!" Don't blind me!

Jiang Yu grinned, watching the show with great satisfaction.

Fu Biao's goose, goose, goose laughed like the big white goose at the village entrance that had become a spirit.

He Yuanchao, who was in the best position, opened his mouth wide. Wow, who has ever seen such a scene? This will give him more material to brag about.

Yang Xiaoling suddenly screamed, "Get out of the way! Get out of the way, I can't hold it anymore!"

"Dream on! We won't let you succeed!" The aunts held their breath and did not move.

"Puff puff puff puff--" "Ah!!!!" Yang Xiaoling's screams and fart sounds rang out at the same time.

Fu Biao laughed so hard that he raised his head and almost fell off the wall.

Xue Li stretched out his hand and pulled the hem of Jiang Yu's clothes, "What's the matter? Did she pull it?"

Jiang Yu nodded.

The aunties outside suddenly became confused.

"Oh my god, is this girl really crazy?"

"What's this new method?"

"I can't do that to you anymore. This Yang Zhiqing is a real character! She's really risking her life!"

"Ugh—I can't do that anyway... Ugh—I can't give in!"

"Go away, Yang Zhiqing. We won't let you in even if you're like this!"

Yang Xiaoling finally stopped pretending to cry. Her tears and snot flowed together and she cried so hard that it was like a mountain collapsing and an earth-shattering crack. "It's all your fault! It's all you old ladies' fault!" Then she ran up the mountain screaming.

Cui Xiaofen looked at her discolored pants and almost vomited. "Let them go, ugh—"

The aunties who hid behind and escaped this wave of attacks said to Jiang Yu on the wall, "Be careful, Yang Zhiqing is a ruthless person. If she comes again, you can go to the village and tell us if we know! Don't fight her on your own. You are young and thin-skinned. You can't beat such a cunning and cruel person."

"Okay, thank you, aunties!" Fu Biao put away his smile and thanked the aunties sincerely.