nycdaug Chapter 201 Shaking M
Chapter 201 Shaking M
[Host, listen to me, girls shouldn't be too sensitive, nor too serious. That kind of personality is not pleasing...]
The system continued to chatter at the top of its voice, and Jiang Yueyang roared, unable to bear it any longer: [Shut up!]
【Okay! 】
The system responded very quickly, and the voice returned to normal electronic sound.
Jiang Yueyang took a deep breath and said angrily and weakly: [Xiaogua, you have to know that you are a gossipy melon-eating system, not a coquettish green tea system!
I admit that you are good at making tea, but eating melons is your job. Besides, I don’t like drinking tea!
[Understood. The host is simple-minded but strong-limbed, and cannot learn this kind of advanced tea art. To avoid damaging your self-esteem, I will try to reduce the number of tea art demonstrations in the future.]
Hahaha……
Civil and military officials covered their mouths and laughed wildly. This little guy's courage was sometimes big and sometimes small, which was really overwhelming!
Jiang Yueyang was completely speechless by the system. Which idiot created this idiot?
It will be put into use after passing the quality inspection!
Mudd!
If I ever see that idiot, I'll definitely break his head open to see what kind of shit is inside!
After cursing the creator of the system in his heart, Jiang Yueyang let out a long sigh.
Whatever, he's just a bunch of cold data. I'm a magnanimous person, so I won't bother with him this time!
[Where were we talking about?] Jiang Yueyang asked expressionlessly.
The system crashed for a moment before saying, "It's about Ji Xuan cutting up all of Master Ji's underwear, and Master Ji had to come to court without underwear."
[This... Master Ji, shouldn't you hang him up and beat him?]
[No, Master Ji doesn't use the "stick makes a good son" method to educate his children. At most, he just spanks the palms. It's a pity that Master Ji doesn't understand Ji Xuan's heart. Ji Xuan just wants to be hung up and beaten.]
Jiang Yueyang's pupils shrank slightly. [What do you mean by that?]
Civil and military officials: What does it mean?
He has a quirk.
Quirk?
What quirk?
This question popped up in the minds of all the civil and military officials. They had never heard that Ji Xuan had any unknown quirks?
Lord Ji was also puzzled. Did that boy have a strange quirk?
Emperor Yuan was inexplicably excited, but it did not prevent him from discussing state affairs with the Left Prime Minister.
Now, he has mastered the art of multitasking.
Jiang Yueyang became a little interested and asked: [What's his quirk?]
He is a...
The system deliberately paused for a moment, instantly making the hearts of all civil and military officials hang high.
What is it?
You better tell me quickly.
Don't force me to kneel down and beg you!
[He's a masochist! What do you think? Unexpected, right?]
Civil and Military Officials: What is a masochist?
Lord Wei, who had learned a lot of strange words from a certain author's martial arts novels, silently took out a booklet from his sleeve.
Then he picked up the charcoal pencil inside and wanted to write the word "masochism" on it.
But after writing the word "抖", he found that he seemed not to be able to write the letter "M", so he could only draw a △ instead.
This △ also records many words that Jiang Yueyang and Xiaogua have said, such as "fuck", "laozi", "ta miaow", "awesome", "OK", "love brain", "green tea" and other words with the same pronunciation but different meanings.
If Jiang Yueyang knew that Lord Wei was so studious, she would definitely reward him with a little red flower.
Jiang Yueyang nodded and said in surprise: "Master Ji's son is actually a masochist. How surprising! I never thought that such people exist in this world."
Civil and military officials were left scratching their heads. What exactly does "masochism" mean? Can't you explain it?
Lord Ji felt a little uneasy. Judging from Lord Xiao Jiang's tone, masochism didn't seem like a good thing.
"But I don't understand." Jiang Yueyang was a little confused. "Master Ji didn't abuse him, so why would he have a masochistic tendency?"
Civil and military officials immediately grasped the key point. Could it be that "masochism" means being masochistic?
Emperor Yuan couldn't help but look at the elegant Lord Ji. He looked quite normal. How could the son he gave birth to be...
Lord Ji raised his eyes inadvertently and happened to meet Emperor Yuan's gaze.
Then, he immediately understood what was in Emperor Yuan's eyes.
He remained silent. Your Majesty, you look quite normal, but the prince you gave birth to is also not quite normal.
We are all the same, so let's not blame each other.
The system replied: [Because he has low self-esteem, he feels that his parents don’t love him, that he is useless, and that he is inferior to his younger brothers and sisters in every way. This is why he deliberately made trouble to attract the attention of Lord Ji.
Master Ji had many children, so he didn't show much care for Ji Xuan, a less intelligent child. Over time, he felt that he was a dispensable child to Master Ji and his wife.
Lord Ji was stunned. Why would he think so?
If he didn't love him, he would have kicked him out long ago for the bad things he did.
Jiang Yueyang sighed, "Is this probably the reason why women in the new century don't dare to have a second child easily?
If the water in a bowl is not evenly distributed, it can easily cause psychological harm to the child. By the way, in what aspects does Ji Xuan's masochistic tendencies mainly manifest?
[Mainly manifested in "verbal abuse" and "physical abuse."]
[Expand and talk. 】
Every night, Ji Xuan would have his personal servant whip him, and he would also ask the servant to call him trash, garbage, idiot, and a waste of food while whipping him.
After hearing these words, all the civil and military officials fell silent.
Lord Ji was shaken. Every day?
The two words "every day" are obviously very ordinary words, but now they are like a sharp knife, stabbing his heart again and again, making him feel a piercing pain.
Jiang Yueyang pondered for a moment, then slowly asked: [Can this disease be cured?]
Hearing this, Lord Ji immediately pricked up his ears and listened carefully.
Mental illness is difficult to describe. It's not incurable, but it's also difficult to cure. As the old saying goes, a disease of the heart requires a heart medicine.
He felt that he was not good enough and that his parents did not love him, so he became ill. If only Master Ji and the others could affirm him and give him enough love, maybe he could be cured, right?
After all...love can heal everything. 】
Jiang Yueyang looked at Master Ji who was not far ahead and said in a somewhat negative tone: [I really don't know how Master Ji can be a father. He didn't even notice that his child had such serious psychological problems!]
[This is what happens to families with many children. Should the host intervene?]
[Forget it, I don’t know how to manage it.]
Jiang Yueyang covered her mouth and yawned loudly. Halfway through, she suddenly realized that there were fewer people attending court today.
[Uh...why are there so many fewer people? ]
"Look at those missing people. Are they the ones who invigilated with you during the imperial examination on the ninth day?"
Jiang Yueyang didn't answer, she had already reacted.
The system laughed heartily at this. [Host, you've failed miserably as the examiner, haven't you? You're the examiner, but you're not even qualified to grade the exam! Hahahaha...]
Murder and kill!