Playing bad and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no

Chapter 283 New Features

The Saint of Literature and the Saint of Painting slowly walked out of the pavilion, and this time it was the Saint of Literature who spoke first.

"Today's topic is three words each from me and Brother Zhu Jin. Those who are interested in participating must use at least four of these words to compose a poem on the spot, and it must fit the mood of winter.

So… without further ado, the three words I came up with are: scorching sun, steed, and long pavilion.”

As soon as Wensheng finished speaking, everyone fell into deep thought. These three words had nothing to do with winter.

The Painting Saint Zhu Jin then said, "Then my three words are: breeze, books, and secluded path."

As soon as these words were spoken, the audience fell into silence, with only the rustling of leaves in the breeze.

The Sage of Literature frowned and looked at the Sage of Painting. Why did he temporarily change three words in the title?

The Painting Saint knew that the Literature Saint was confused, so he pursed his lips and said, "Brother Yi An, just watch for a moment, and I'll explain it to you later."

Although Wensheng didn't know what his intention was, he didn't say much.

Over there, the third prince picked up a fried chicken wing from the plate, looked at it, and then took a tentative bite.

After tasting it, his eyes lit up and he began to eat it in big mouthfuls.

Ye Wuhen took a big bite of the roujiamo in his hand and stared at the chicken wings on the plate.

He salivated and said with a look of dismay, "Do you know how to eat it? Put the seasoning on it!"

The third prince glanced at him and saw a package next to the plate, so he picked it up and took a look.

Seeing a broken piece on it, I tore it open and smelled it. The smell was familiar.

After thinking about it, he remembered that the taste of this package was similar to the spices Jiang Yueyang gave him during the last autumn hunt.

So, he sprinkled the chili powder evenly on the chicken wings. After tasting it again, it tasted even better.

Ye Wuhen swallowed his saliva. It smelled so good!

Over there, He Ming and his friends wanted to finish writing poetry before eating, but the roujiamo was so delicious that they couldn't concentrate at all.

So they ate together.

After taking a bite, their mouths were filled with fragrance, and they all showed expressions of extreme enjoyment.

Jiang Xun was not in a hurry to write. While eating roujiamo, he tried to compose a poem in his mind using the six words.

Time passed by little by little, Jiang Yueyang had nothing to do and was very bored. When she was bored, she wanted to find someone to chat with.

[Little melon, why are you so quiet today? ]

The system voice replied lazily: [I'm upgrading.]

【Oh, what level are you now? 】

【After the upgrade is completed, you will reach level 5. 】

[Any improvements?] Jiang Yueyang asked.

[After this upgrade, I can now play the scene of eating melons for the host. ]

Hearing this, Jiang Xun's thoughts suddenly stopped, and the Third Prince and Ye Wuhen were also stunned.

What Xiaogua meant by that was...

He Ming and Xie Linchuan looked at each other after being stunned. They were calm and saw the hints from others, so they lowered their heads and remained silent.

Jiang Yueyang immediately said excitedly: "You mean, if we were eating melons and the Third Prince climbed onto His Majesty's head to urinate, I would be able to see the scene at that time?"

【Yes. 】

The third prince: "..."

Just having it spoken out was shameful enough. If Jiang Yueyang and the others saw the scene...

[Oh my god, that's like watching it live.] Jiang Yueyang was very excited.

The system hummed, "That's understandable."

[How long will it take you to complete the upgrade? I want to try out your new features right now.]

The system took a look at the progress and estimated: [It is expected to take another ten minutes.]

Hearing this, the Third Prince immediately stood up and said, "Jiang Yueyang, I have something else to do. I'll go back first."

Jiang Yueyang said "oh" but did not stand up to see him off.

Ye Wuhen's eyes rolled, and he walked over and whispered, "Your Highness the Third Prince, even if you leave, she will..."

A feeling of suffocation came over Ye Wuhen, and he couldn't utter a word. He thought to himself, "I won't say anymore, I won't say anymore," and then the feeling of suffocation disappeared.

He gasped and said, "You can't hide, so you might as well stay and adapt to the situation."

After thinking about it, the third prince felt that what he said made sense.

If Jiang Yueyang eats his melon later, he can stay and prevent the news from spreading.

So he sat down again.

Seeing this, Jiang Yueyang asked, "Your Highness, are you not leaving again?"

"I'll wait for you to go together."

"Hmm?" Jiang Yueyang tilted her head in confusion.

The Third Prince pointed at the food in front of him and said, "These foods are delicious. I want to take some back to the palace."

"Your Highness, you need money to buy things."

"I'll give it to you."

"That's no problem."

Jiang Yueyang asked: [Xiaogua, can you still show me the footage of the day when Ayue's father was murdered?]

[I don’t know what the new function is. I’m not very clear about it now.]

【All right. 】

The third prince frowned slightly. Who is A Yue?

At this moment, he suddenly remembered something. The only person who could make Jiang Yueyang call him so intimately, and whose father had been murdered, was Lu Yunting.

Ah Yue? Tsk!

Half a minute later, the system prompted that the upgrade was complete, and everyone present who had heard the voice in their hearts skipped a beat.

[Xiaogua, please help me see if I can see the scene where Ayue's father was killed.]

[Okay.] After a pause, the system said, [Sorry, host. The melon has already been eaten, so the image cannot be generated.]

In addition, this function can only provide one melon content screen per day, so use it with caution.

Jiang Yueyang said in disappointment, why is it so difficult to find the murderer?

Who is the murderer? His fate is even more special than the emperor's!

Could it be a time traveler?

But this isn’t right either.

Ye Wuhen is a genuine time traveler, but Xiaogua can eat his melon. Moreover, Xiaogua said that this...

[Host, shall we eat some melons? Let's try out the new features.] The system's impatient voice interrupted Jiang Yueyang's thoughts.

Jiang Yueyang also wanted to try the new feature, so she nodded and said, "Okay, let's have a big one."

[How about eating the melon of Li Hui, the disciple of Wensheng?]

【Can. 】