nycdaug Chapter 35 Vegetable Delivery
Chapter 35 Vegetable Delivery
Chapter Thirty-Five: Vegetable Delivery to Your Door
The strange phenomenon that appeared in the vast sky spread like a whirlwind throughout the entire Northern Yuan Continent, and even the high and mighty Upper Realm felt the fluctuation.
This strange sight acted like a giant magnet, attracting the old monsters from various hidden sects across the Northern Yuan Continent.
The ancestral masters cultivating in their respective ancestral lands were all startled by this strange phenomenon, opening their eyes and then using their divine senses to search for its location on the Northern Yuan Continent. They muttered to themselves, "The Northern Yuan Continent is about to undergo a major upheaval!"
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Those fossilized skeletons who crawled out of the coffins, shocked by the strange phenomenon, were incredibly excited. One of them muttered, "Such a talented person with such a miraculous physique! They should be put to use by my Heavenly Blade Sect!"
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At this moment, the other sect leaders and elders, who were also unable to remain calm, flew into the sky and gazed at the location where the strange phenomenon had occurred. One sect leader muttered, "Which sect is so fortunate as to have produced such a miraculous physique? Judging from this phenomenon, it should be the Fire Phoenix Physique, right?!"
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"You'd better go cool off somewhere else! Old man, look at you, you have no sense of right and wrong. This is clearly a divine phoenix body! Didn't you see that huge divine phoenix in the sky? Only when a person has a miraculous divine phoenix body will such a divine creature bestow blessings!" another sect leader retorted.
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"So that's how it is! We are not as knowledgeable as you, brother! It seems that the Divine Phoenix Physique is truly a rare find! I must recruit this person into the sect to strengthen our sect!" the previous sect leader said excitedly.
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"Give me a break! How can your little sect compare to my Heavenly Sword Sect? Someone with such a miraculous physique should be in my Heavenly Sword Sect!" the Heavenly Sword Sect Master said disdainfully.
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"Go cool off somewhere else! Only those of us with extraordinary physiques should join my Stardust Sect! Once you join my Stardust Sect, you will surely be revered as a holy son or daughter!" the sect leader of the Stardust Sect quickly said.
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“You old bastard! Look at your pathetic courage! We are all ashamed of you. If someone like you were to join our Flower Origin Sect, we would surely worship her as a goddess!” said an elderly woman with gray hair.
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At this moment, the Buddhists also joined in the fun, saying, "Amitabha! Excellent! We are the ones who should enter our sacred Buddhist land and be worshipped as divine sons and daughters!"
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"Come on, you old bald monk! Everyone knows that to enter Buddhism, one must shave one's head and practice, and one cannot form a spiritual partner. What normal person would want to shave their head and go to your Buddhist temple?" someone mocked.
(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻……
Those who were closer to the Hunyuan Sect flew directly to the sect's gate and looked at this medium-sized sect that had appeared out of nowhere.
Outside the mountain gate, gleaming golden stones were laid out! Above the majestic gate, the three large characters "Hun Yuan Sect" were boldly inscribed. These seemingly ordinary three characters exuded an aura of unapproachable and unapproachable majesty!
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The two stone lions in front of the gate seem to be alive, their bright eyes occasionally reflecting golden light, exuding a dangerous aura that keeps strangers away!
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On either side of the stone lion stand towering stone pillars, each several meters high. One side features a stone pillar carved with a dragon, while the other side features a towering stone pillar carved with a phoenix. The presence of these two divine creatures on either side adds to the mysterious and inviolable aura of this sect that appeared out of nowhere!
Those with discernment and intelligence, observing the setup outside the sect, were secretly astonished, thinking: This sect is no ordinary one; we can't easily provoke them. But the world is never short of people willing to die. There are always those unruly and arrogant fools who, with wild fantasies, are utterly brainless and incredibly conceited, unaware of their own limitations, actually coming here to court death, wanting to be humiliated and delivered to their doom!
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These people thought to themselves, "Hmph, what kind of bullshit Hunyuan Sect is this? What's so great about them! There are so many of us, are we afraid of them? Today we'll show them what we're made of!"
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One of them shouted arrogantly, "Hey! Listen up, you people inside! Hand over the person with the Divine Phoenix Physique! Otherwise, we won't be polite!"
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Another person chimed in, "That's right! Your little sect dares to oppose us? Hand over the person right now!"
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Hearing the commotion outside, the people from the Hunyuan Sect came out one after another. Leading them was a middle-aged man in white robes. He looked at these hostile newcomers and coldly said, "Who are you? How dare you cause trouble at the gates of my Hunyuan Sect!"
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Seeing this, those people became even more arrogant, "Hmph! We're here to take him! That person with the Divine Phoenix Physique must be handed over to us!"
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The middle-aged man in white smirked slightly, revealing a disdainful smile. "You think you can take people from my Hunyuan Sect? Dream on!"
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After saying that, he casually picked up a broom outside the mountain gate, and with a light flick of his wrist, a powerful force shot out from the broom, scaring the people away and forcing them to retreat repeatedly.
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"Hahahaha, is this all the skill you have? You dare to cause trouble in my Hunyuan Sect? You've got some nerve! You're really overestimating yourselves! I haven't even used one ten-thousandth of my power yet! And you're already done for?! Are you even capable?!" The middle-aged man in white looked at the crowd with disdain, picking his ear with his little finger as he loudly mocked them.
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Seeing the situation was dire, those people quickly turned and fled, shouting as they ran, "Help! This sect is too powerful! Luckily we ran fast—otherwise…we would be dead!"
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"Hmph! Just wait until I return to the sect and tell my ancestors, my grandfather and the others, how arrogant and domineering your Hunyuan Sect is, how you bully people!"
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"Is this what they mean by saying the harshest things but doing the most cowardly things?!" one of the elderly elders, with gray hair, a sprightly demeanor, and a naturally smiling face, appeared kind and benevolent, and teased.
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After hearing this, and seeing these disheveled and fleeing fellows, the elders of the Hunyuan Sect burst into laughter.
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"We cannot sit idly by and wait for our doom. We must report to the sect leader immediately so that he can make preparations!" said the middle-aged elder in white.
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"Hey~ Big brother, why bother the sect leader with such a trivial matter? Just wipe them out as soon as they arrive! With our strength, we can destroy them with a wave of our hand. Even destroying their lair would be a piece of cake! What are we afraid of?" a black-clad elder said disdainfully.
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"What do you know! The sect leader is the head of the sect, the foundation of the sect. When something like this happens, it must be reported to the sect leader first, so that the sect leader can make the decision! If you act first and report later, although you mean well, you have done something bad. You are overstepping your bounds! Second brother, your brain is for thinking! Not everything should be solved with force first! Do your job well, and then decide whether to use force to solve everything when you encounter a problem!"
"I'll go report to the sect leader first. Second brother, you two stay here and guard the mountain gate to prevent those treacherous people from having any evil intentions!"
Those who refused to give up continued to flee desperately, uttering threats: "Just you wait and see! You got off easy this time, but next time our ancestors will take action, and we'll see how arrogant you'll be then! You'd better wash your necks and wait to die!"
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"Holy crap!!! My brother was right!!! This thief really hasn't given up his evil intentions!"
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At this moment, another strange phenomenon occurred in the sky: thunder rumbled, then quickly subsided, revealing a dazzling display of light, a seven-colored rainbow, the shifting of the sun and stars, and the howling of the wind! Azure lotuses danced in the air, and the four divine beasts swiftly bestowed blessings. After all the flowers had bloomed, a massive azure dragon coiled above, rapidly showering down blessings and good fortune. The dragons circled joyfully in place, like dancers welcoming their young masters, gracefully greeting them. They danced elegantly. But the strange phenomenon vanished just as quickly!
Everyone was wondering what was going on, whether they had misread it or just imagined it!
The person with the Divine Phoenix Physique also stepped forward. Looking at everything before her, she was filled with emotion.
Xiao Hua was originally just an ordinary disciple, but because her master gave her too many good things, she couldn't suppress the strange phenomena after consuming them. She couldn't stop them. This strange physique was also given to her by her master. She had just obtained this miraculous physique, but it brought so much trouble to the sect.
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However, she was not afraid. She believed that under her master's tutelage, within this mysterious and powerful Hunyuan Sect, she would surely become a true powerhouse!