A cute, timid mushroom mistakenly takes the zombie king for her boyfriend and sticks close to him.

Chapter 83 Meng Xiaoyou wanted to bury herself

"Who said that? Do you see them drunk?"

The timid mushroom was very indignant. Xiao Dongxi didn't get drunk, and Sister Tang didn't get drunk either, so why did she get drunk when it was her turn?

"Give it to me now, or I'll make a scene!" Mushroom's outburst was so intense that even she herself was afraid of it.

The man, unperturbed, uttered a single word: "Make a scene!"

mushroom:"……"

She said, "I'm really going to make a scene!"

"Ok!"

"Give it to me now, or this is really going to get out of hand." The cowardly mushroom issued its final ultimatum, trying its best to make its expression look fierce, and even bared its teeth like the lame zombie had done earlier.

The white teeth were lined up neatly, posing no threat whatsoever. Pei Sinian raised an eyebrow almost imperceptibly, wanting to see how the little fool would cause trouble.

No one is as strong as him; even ten fools wouldn't be a match for him.

However, no matter how much Pei Sinian planned, he never expected that Meng Xiaoyou would open her mouth and bite his arm.

His expression changed, and he quickly let go. Mushroom snatched back his wine glass in a flash, looked at Pei Sinian triumphantly, and took a swig right in front of him.

then……

Good manners prevented her from spitting out the mushroom; she swallowed it with a gurgling sound, her eyes fixed on it, as if she were seeing poetry and distant places.

Tang Shengnan and his companion, who were drinking, were startled.

"No way, one cup isn't going to work that quickly."

The mushroom seemed to be sealed by the wine. After a long while, it turned its dark pupils and looked weakly at Tang Shengnan, "Your wine... hiccup~ My wine seems different."

"How could that be? They all come from the same bottle. You've just never had alcohol before, so you might not be used to it. Don't drink it. Try the beverage next time you go out to find supplies."

"...Okay!" Mushroom sipped the indescribable taste, silently picking at the food, her eyes seemingly out of control, watching the meatballs under her chopsticks, one begets two, two begets three, three begets all things, the more she looked, the more there seemed to be.

She tugged at Pei Sinian's sleeve, "The wine... help, I think I'm really drunk..."

Pei Sinian watched her pull the tablecloth with a cold eye, without saying a word.

Knowing he was in the wrong, Mushroom deeply repented, pulling the tablecloth around his head. "I'm sorry... I misunderstood you. You're a good person."

Mr. Zombie smirked, remaining unmoved as she called zombies good people.

That fearless fool told her not to go to the human base, and she suffered a lot of grievances.

I told her not to drink, but she insisted on trying it.

They've gotten so bold, they even dare to bite zombies now!

Zombies biting humans can cause humans to turn into zombies; a human biting a zombie is the first case of this, and who knows what problems might arise.

He has no intention of turning living humans into zombies.

After a hearty meal, the meal ended abruptly because the gluttonous mushroom had gotten drunk. Xiao Moqiong promised the lame zombie to work hard outside the manor and to let him know if it encountered any of its kind; he promised to ensure it would live a life of luxury from then on.

The lame zombie accepted the task with great pleasure and agreed.

It said that following humans meant having meat to eat, which was infinitely better than wandering on its own.

After Xiao Moqiong arranged the room, Tang Shengnan wanted to help Meng Xiaoyou back, but Pei Sinian stopped her.

"Let her go by herself."

Mr. Zombie has become much more fluent in speaking, but he still suffers greatly. His tongue is not as nimble as a human's, and the little fool refuses to let him steal his bubbles.

"This isn't a good idea, what if she falls?"

Tang Shengnan was in a bit of a dilemma, but who knew that men couldn't say anything nice. Not only did he not feel sorry for Meng Xiaoyou, he also said, "Where you fall, get up from there."

The only two conscious humans present were speechless at Pei Sinian's punctuation.

As the group was talking, Drunk Mushroom had already spun around like a top. She was alright when drunk, and even when she was drunk, she behaved herself. She stood in front of a tree and said pleadingly, "Pei Sinian, don't ignore me! It's me, Mushroom!"

Everyone: "..."

Tang Shengnan's eyes sparkled with hearts: "Looks like he's really drunk, thinking he's some kind of mushroom. If he were a mushroom, I'd dig one up and take it home to raise. I wouldn't be as heartless as some people who don't even have the right attitude when pursuing girls, always wearing a sour face."

Pei Sinian: "..."

"Oh no, you two aren't boyfriend and girlfriend? Last time in Y City I saw you coming in all aggressively, I thought you were catching me cheating and were going to kill me, the male homewrecker!" Xiao Moqiong looked shocked, then looked at Pei Sinian and Meng Xiaoyou, "Then let's compete fairly?"

Pei Sinian: "..."

Mr. Zombie didn't want to waste any more words. He gestured for them to leave gracefully, then walked to the tree.

Before he knew it, the silly mushroom had started scratching the tree. Pei Sinian grabbed her back, turned her around, and threatened in a low voice, "Turn left, go back to your room and sleep, or the zombies will eat your brains."

"I can't eat this..." Meng Xiaoyou jolted awake, grabbed the zombie beside her, and dazedly tried to find her way home.

As dusk fell and the moonlight climbed the treetops, the little girl, who should have gone back to sleep, turned left and pulled Mr. Zombie down with her, saying, "Let's stick it in the ground and go to sleep."

She took out a shovel from her spatial storage and started digging a hole. Pei Sinian's eyelids twitched, and unpleasant memories flooded his mind. He pressed down on her wrist and said, "Go back inside and sleep."

"Mushrooms... should sleep outside, planted in the soil."

Meng Xiaoyou wanted to bury herself.

Pei Sinian forcefully stopped him; he had long forgotten his earlier words, "Get up wherever you fall."

They stole the shovel from the mushroom plant, dragged away the troublesome mushroom, and stumbled along the way, but Meng Xiaoyou didn't fall at all.

He returned to the room arranged by Xiao Moqiong and pushed open the door.

Surprisingly, the environment was a bit better than Moonlight Base. It was more like a tourist hotel, with a private bathroom, a large bed, and a large window with good lighting. Even without artificial light, the moonlight could still illuminate everything inside.

Mr. Zombie threw Meng Xiaoyou's broken shovel at the door, and with a cold face, washed the human clean and skillfully wrapped the silkworm.

After all that commotion, Meng Xiaoyou still seemed to be drunk and had forgotten the agreed-upon distance between men and women.

Although their hands and feet were bound, it did not hinder the mushroom larvae.

When Pei Sinian put her on the bed, she crawled to the bedside and bit the corner of Pei Sinian's clothes.

"Don't go..."

Pei Sinian paused, looked down at her slightly flushed face, gently pushed her forehead with his fingertip, and said softly, "Let go."

Alcohol emboldens the timid, mushrooms grind their teeth, and they tilt their heads back and pull.

"If you leave again, I... I'll have Pei Sinian beat you up!"

Pei Sinian: "..."

He poked her head. "Then tell me, who am I?"

The mushroom tilted its head and said matter-of-factly, "Hey, you shoveler, come here and loosen the soil for me."