Strange Rules: It doesn't matter, the system will take care of it.

Chapter 317 The Talking Orc

vomit!

After getting off the teleportation array, Sika started vomiting like a broken tap, repeatedly muttering, "Grandpa! I want to go home!"

Did he even call out "Grandpa" to beg for mercy?

I despise you.

Chen Feng raised his middle finger and scoffed, "Who would throw up after using a teleportation device?"

The shrewd businessman Patch chimed in, "This Sika is such a loser... Ugh!"

Chen Feng dodged the other person's vomit in a flash: "Are you alright?"

The shrewd businessman, Patch, waved his hand dismissively: "It's nothing, I've taken so many teleportations already, ugh!"

Thump, thump!

Looking at the two men foaming at the mouth and lying on the ground, Chen Feng scratched his head.

It's only been transmitted over a thousand times, it can't be that bad.

There are many ways to travel in the Land of Fire.

Slower modes of transport included walking or riding horses with a few mules, while caravans used oxcarts for cargo and hired mercenaries to protect against bandits and robbers.

Medium-sized mounts include flying mounts like griffins, pegasus, and giant eagles, which can traverse treacherous terrains such as mountains and seas. Of course, the coolest is riding a dragon, which is both awesome and stylish.

Some special professions have different methods of flying.

For example, witches and sorceresses like to go out on magic flying carpets. Although they are a bit slow, flying brooms are really uncomfortable and can cause hemorrhoids after just one trip.

Druids like to transform into crows and fly away on their own, cawing loudly.

In some places, because the transmigrators came from a technologically advanced universe, industrial reforms were even carried out, resulting in alchemical airships, steam-powered magic rail trains, and dwarven helicopters.

Of course, the fastest way is spatial teleportation.

During the reign of the Sun King, his divine riders could teleport between campfires using the power of the fire god.

Later, the Sun King died, and several demon kings took fragments of the law and arbitrarily altered the laws of the world, so this method was lost.

There are two popular methods of transmission nowadays.

A mage who knows spatial magic can record the coordinates of places they've visited and then open a portal to go there.

For places they haven't been to before, almost every country will build a mage tower, and the mage towers can travel between each other via teleportation arrays.

The intermediate universe is indeed vast.

Flameng had already opened a very close teleportation portal for Chen Feng, but they still had to use more than a thousand teleportation arrays to reach the desert country closest to the Sage's Tower.

That translates to traveling through more than a thousand countries.

"The Desert of Death, shown on the map, is just ahead."

Cihangren wouldn't fall into the same trap twice. In order to avoid using spatial teleportation repeatedly and causing his skills to cool down like last time, Chen Feng decided to rent a car from a car dealership.

On the way, Sika kept vomiting and asked, "Master, why didn't we bring Ms. Flame and Mr. Sasaki along?"

First, Flameng is going to the royal capital to use her reputation to gather an army to fight the Undead King.

Secondly, with the elf girl present, it would be inconvenient for Chen Feng to plot against people.

Looking at the vengeance mark above his head, Chen Feng had already prepared a great gift for the chosen one of vengeance.

Sasaki and Flame don't have much affection for him, and being around him would only bring danger.

As for Patch, he's a shrewd businessman!

It doesn't matter whether I live or die.

As Chen Feng passed through the "Car Friends Car Dealership" sign at the entrance, he was greeted by a unique animalistic smell.

Chen Feng lifted his foot, his shoes covered in yellow mud. The ground here was full of potholes, covered with hoofprints of varying depths left by his mounts. Entering through the gate, there were two rows of long stone troughs for food, where all kinds of earthworms, camels, and horses were eating, waiting for the tenants to choose.

As for the tenants pointing and whispering in the middle, most of them were adventurers who came because of its reputation and were ready to challenge the Tower of the Sage.

A guy riding an earth dragon said to his companion, "Shield Bro, I think it's time for us to have a showdown."

The companion holding the shield scoffed, "Do you want to hear something you don't like?"

"explain."

"When I watched you ride the earth dragon, I noticed something. Every time you turned, it was very unnatural. Don't you think so? We all know that earth dragons are just a subspecies of dragons and can't fly. Although your earth dragon has the blood of an earth dragon and is very strong, it is also very heavy."

"you mean?"

"Fast on curves is true speed. There's so much quicksand in the Sage's Desert that you'll get stuck every time you accelerate. Unless you can overcome that problem, you can't beat my Chocobo."

These two seem to be experienced drivers.

Chen Feng asked them if they were going to the Tower of Sages.

The guy with the shield said, "Of course. Legend has it that the Tower of Sages contains all the knowledge in the world. The Sun King was guided by a sage and thus became the Sun King."

Chen Feng immediately corrected him: "That's unofficial history."

The guy with the shield frowned: "That's impossible, that's been going on for tens of thousands of years."

Chen Feng stated unequivocally that it would take at most five hundred years.

Because the Sun King died a thousand years ago, and Grandpa Sika said that the Sage's Tower was built five hundred years ago, and the Sage's Tower is not on the map that Flameng bought three thousand years ago.

Don't try to outlive elves, unless you're a cultivator.

Seeing that Chen Feng had unique insights into the Tower of Sages, Earth Dragon and Shield decided to travel together.

On the way, they talked about the dangers around the Tower of Sages.

First, the Sage's Tower is surrounded by the Death Desert, which is home to all sorts of dangerous monsters and a disease called the Wilderness Plague, which can cause permanent negative status effects on nearby enemies.

Secondly, the Sage's Tower will continuously launch magical attacks at anyone who gets close; only those who can withstand the attacks can enter the tower.

After entering the tower, you need to climb three more floors. Each floor is composed of an infinitely large world, filled with all sorts of monsters, making it even more dangerous than the Death Desert.

It's quite troublesome, but I have a teleportation ability, so I can just skip the level when the time comes.

As Chen Feng was thinking, he suddenly heard someone nearby calling for help.

Because the Tower of Sages contains knowledge about returning home and becoming stronger, it attracts many time travelers and adventurers to come and explore. These adventurers, in turn, boost the local tourism economy, leading to the opening of one resort after another.

Anyway, as long as you don't go to the Desert of Death, you're pretty safe outside.

The cries for help came from a resort.

When Chen Feng went down to ask, he learned that the local residents had captured a rare, ugly, talking orc.

Oh, I see.

Upon hearing that the person was an orc, Chen Feng abandoned his intention to help.

But then, the equipment enhancement system suddenly spoke: [Strange, that orc has a system.]

Chen Feng was startled: "System?"

[Equipment Enhancement said: "Don't worry, the system on him is definitely not as good as the great, powerful, invincible, handsome, and cool God of Myriad Machines, but it is still a system."]

[Daily News Update: It's still in Chinese]

Chinese? Are you kidding me?

Fifty-six ethnic groups, fifty-six flowers; among our fifty-six brothers and sisters, there are no beastmen.

Driven by curiosity, Chen Feng decided to go and take a look, only to be shocked by its ugliness at first glance: "Holy crap, what is this thing that looks like a human?"

To put it bluntly...

The other party should pay Chen Feng for viewing their appearance.

But when Chen Feng noticed the dark casual jacket the other person was wearing, he suddenly remembered the information shared by the advice system and quickly said, "Spare the beast!!!"