nycdaug Chapter 22 Thanks to you
Chapter 22 Thanks to you
“还没完【黑蝎-拆除陷阱的克里夫】直接进攻他本体”LP6600-1200=5400“克里夫给与对方玩家战斗伤害时，可以从下面效果选择1个发动。1：场上1张魔法或者陷阱卡破坏。2：从对方卡组上面把2张送去墓地。我选择2，从你卡组上面把2张卡送去墓地，怎么样，看着卡组被我破坏很无助吧，嘻嘻嘻”
Ah, right, right, right. Di Xing glanced at the other drinkers around him; their faces all showed concern for him. He thought for a moment and decided to cooperate with this Shi Diao.
"Damn it, my precious cards!!!" Di Xing feigned heartache, then sent two cards from the top of his deck to the graveyard: [Bone Prince] and [Call of the Mummy]. "Ah, Bone Prince has been sent to the graveyard! If this card is sent to the graveyard, I'll have to send Bone and Bone Lady from my deck to the graveyard too. Damn it, now my deck is even more ruined."
"Hehehe, did you dig your own grave? How foolish! [Black Scorpion - Powerful Gogo] attacks his main body directly. When this card inflicts battle damage to the opponent, it can..."
"It has two effects, right? Don't tell me anymore, just give me a straight answer."
"You're quite self-aware; I'll choose to send the top card of your deck to the graveyard." LP 5400 - 1800 = 3600
Another card sent to the graveyard, it's [Bone Prince] again. "Damn it, another Bone Prince, I have to throw in two more cards."
"Hehehe, you fool, one more attack! [Black Scorpion - Zeke the Flying Dagger] attacks your main body directly!" LP 3600 - 1000 = 2600. "Because this card inflicted battle damage on you, I choose to reveal the top card of your deck. You cannot confirm this card. Oh, you still have powerful monsters in your deck, too bad you can't use them now. Hehehe, I'll move this card back to the bottom of your deck." Seeing Shi Diao's lewd expression, Di Xing roughly guessed what the card was. When that card was placed at the bottom of the deck, he even heard a whimpering sound. "I end this turn."
"You only have 2600 health points left, why don't you surrender now?"
"Yeah, yeah, hurry up and surrender, don't waste my boss's time."
Shi Diao's underlings began to mock Di Xing.
Di Xing wanted to smirk, but unfortunately, he couldn't do it after trying. It seemed that becoming the Dragon King was still a skill-based job. "My turn, draw a card, holy crap!"
"Hehehe, you're probably going crazy because I replaced your good card, aren't you?"
"I have to say, you're really amazing."
"I won't hold back if you try to flatter me, hehehe."
"Don't get me wrong, I mean if you hadn't switched, we might not have lost this round."
"what?"
Di Xing did not answer him, but instead began to chant to himself.
"O King of Bones, rising from among the ancient bones, roar in defiance on behalf of all the departed! This strike, piercing heaven and earth, is a summoning of the Bone King!"
【Bone King】, Undead, Dark Attribute, 1 Star, Attack Power - 9000 points.
"What? 9000 attack power? How did you do that?"
"Of course, it's all thanks to you. The Bone King's attack power is the number of bones in the graveyard multiplied by 1000, and you helped me send out a total of 9 of them."
"What!?"
"White Bone King, attack [Black Scorpion - Thorn of Mina]" 9000 - 1000 = 8000, one hit, battle ended.
"Ahhhhh!" Shi Diao was hit by a strong electric shock and collapsed to the ground. His underlings quickly surrounded him.
Di Xing turned around with a flourish, placed his left hand on the cowboy hat he had just taken from the boss's desk, and struck a cool cowboy checkout pose.
The shopkeeper looked coldly at Di Xing and said, "Cowboy hat, 50 copper coins."
"Huh?" Di Xing quickly took off his cowboy hat and put it back on the table.
"Sir, you've already worn this cowboy hat; you must buy it."
"I only put it on for a moment, and I just helped you solve your problem."
"Solved the problem?" The boss's question made Di Xing feel uneasy. He quickly turned around and saw that Shi Diao, who was lying on the ground, had already pulled out a pistol and pointed it at him.
This guy has no sportsmanship! Just as Di Xing felt his life was over and was about to pull out the Link Chestnut Ball to fight to the death, two gunshots rang out, and the two guns in Shi Diao's hands were knocked away.
"Hey buddy, remember to double-check the battlefield after next fight." Jane twirled her revolver, holstered it, and continued drinking her corn whiskey. Seeing this, Shi Diao's henchmen turned and ran, leaving only Shi Diao sprawled on the ground and "Mina," too terrified to run.
"Thank you," Di Xing said, hurriedly running over to pick up the two guns. They were revolvers, and he weighed them in his hand—they were heavy, probably real ones. Having dreamed of being a cowboy as a child, Di Xing quickly opened the magazine, ejected all the bullets, and breathed a sigh of relief. Then, he turned and grinned, placing one of the guns on the counter in front of the shopkeeper. "Boss, this gun can be used to pay for the cowboy hat."
The boss looked at him speechlessly. "This isn't your gun either."
"Why not? This is my spoils of war!" Jane seemed surprised by Di Xing's unexpected move, and paused for a moment.
"You, you, shameless!" Shi Diao, lying on the ground, gritted his teeth.
"Boss, look how much I've gone to help you out! If it weren't for that handsome grandma, you'd be collecting my corpse by now. For this, please sell me a few cards!" Di Xing realized that this boss was just intimidating-looking and hadn't actually done anything, so he decided to be cheeky. He was determined to buy the "Neighbor's Lawn Mowing" card today.
Why are you so insistent on buying a card from me?
"I want to buy lawn mowing from my neighbor, and you're the only place that has it."
Upon hearing the card's name, most people in the tavern looked bewildered, while others were full of disdain. A middle-aged man with a bulbous nose shouted, "Hey, that card is the ultimate card that can destroy your own deck! You actually want to use that card? You've had too much to drink, haven't you? *burp*"
It seemed that only Jane, the manager, and Lunia in the entire tavern had reacted.
The shopkeeper said, "Judging from your duel just now, you really need that card. However, that card is quite uncommon. How did you know that? Are you aiming to become a professional duelist?"
"Ha ha ha ha"
The one who let out this arrogant laugh was actually Shi Diao.
"A professional duelist? Another daydreaming fool. Does he really believe in the nonsense that he can change his fate through his own efforts? No matter how hard we low-level people try, we will only ever be low-level people. No matter how much we grovel and abandon our dignity to fawn over high-level people, we can only ever become their dogs. How is it possible to climb up through our own efforts?"