nycdaug Chapter 117 Keyboard Warriors
Chapter 117 Keyboard Warriors
"What?!" Zhou Yuan's expression changed.
His previous experiences and the memory distortions in the Garden of Oblivion had made him care for Lin Ling to an unprecedented degree, treating her completely like a younger sister. Now, hearing that someone was bullying her, he was naturally furious.
"Come and take a look! I'm right here in the house you're renting."
"immediately."
With a stern face, Zhou Yuan flagged down a starship and headed towards the Starship Sea.
After landing at the ferry, Zhou Yuan continued walking and soon pushed open the door to his rented courtyard.
"Bai Lu, what's going on with Lin Ling?"
"See for yourself," Bai Lu said, walking out of the room and handing her phone to Zhou Yuan after hearing his voice.
Zhou Yuan glanced at the interface, which was a comment section for the Xianzhou takeout platform.
“I came to visit Lin Ling today, and when I noticed she was in a bad mood, I thought I'd buy her some cakes. So I clicked on the shop she mentioned, and you see the comment with the most words.”
Zhou Yuan looked over and saw a comment from a user named "Want to Eat Candy": "Thank you, boss. You're a good person. My mom used to love your cakes the most. Ever since her demonic possession started, she's been complaining of a bitter taste in her mouth. I bought her one yesterday, and although she didn't get to eat it in the end, I still want to thank you and wish you a prosperous business."
It was a very sincere comment; Zhou Yuan recognized it immediately—it was posted by Lin Ling.
She has always been such a polite child.
But as he continued reading, a comment from another user made Zhou Yuan instantly blush.
Wang123: "If I had money, I would definitely use it to treat my parents' demonic possession, not to buy cakes!"
Faced with his discussion, Lin Ling rationally replied, "Brother, I have tried my best to treat Mom's illness, but Mom has never liked taking medicine, so I bought a cake."
However, the man persisted: "You tried so hard, why didn't you get cured? The early stages of the demonic attack are easy to treat, why did you drag it out until the late stage? It means you didn't try hard enough... No, maybe you're the one who killed your mother!"
Wanting to eat candy: "...Brother, you're right. Mom was delayed to the late stage of Demon Yin because of me."
Lin Ling's comment was from half an hour ago. After that, she didn't post any more comments, but Wang123 continued to spew nonsense in the comment section, which even made many people unable to stand it and actively join in to scold him.
"Seriously, buddy, are you out of your mind? You're making such a fuss over a young girl's comment."
Wang123: "Oh, you changed your number?"
"Disgusting! Your mouth stinks like you've eaten shit!"
Wang123: "Big dog, big dog, barking and barking."
"Is this what it means to be unhappy with life? Everyone can just report it."
Wang123: "Where did I say something wrong? Huh? If my mother were sick, I would absolutely never take a single penny for anything else!"
"...Where is Lin Ling?" Zhou Yuan suppressed his raging anger and asked Bai Lu as gently as possible.
"I just got her to sleep, don't go over there." Bai Lu shook her head.
"I'll just take a look." Zhou Yuan was still worried, so he quietly approached and opened the door to take a peek.
Lin Ling, who was fast asleep, still had a furrowed brow and couldn't even sleep peacefully!
"Damn beast," Zhou Yuan's power was constantly replenished by the number of song plays, and he could now freely swear. "I'll have a go at it."
As he spoke, he downloaded a food delivery app, found the shop, and immediately tagged @王123.
"You son of a bitch, all you know how to do is bully little girls. Come out and fight me, and I'll beat you out of here, Shi Du." With Bai Lu right beside him, Zhou Yuan made no attempt to hide his true feelings.
Wang123: "Oh, another dog. How come this person keeps so many dogs?"
As a seasoned keyboard warrior, Zhou Yuan was not about to let him benefit. After being provoked, he immediately went all out, unleashing a barrage of moves.
"I'll fuck your ass! I'll cut off your **@ and fuck it repeatedly! I'll turn it into a nine-turn ￥, then coat it with your **& and deep-fry it, and finally stuff it into your **big beta!"
"I'll grab your dumpling wrapper with my right hand, pull your butt with my left hand, stretch it out, and make you a dragon beard noodle!"
......
In just three minutes, eighteen "state banquet" dishes were served, leaving not only those opposite them but also Bai Lu standing to the side dumbfounded.
"Brother Zhou... Zhou Yuan, you have such a silver tongue."
"Children shouldn't learn this," Zhou Yuan quickly said.
He glanced at the screen, but didn't receive a reply. Just as he was about to relax, a ban notification suddenly popped up on his phone screen.
"You have been banned from speaking for 24 hours for violating the rules."
Immediately after Zhou Yuan was demoted, Wang123 seemed to know about it and immediately began to make sarcastic remarks.
"Go ahead and bark, why aren't you barking anymore?"
“He reported me,” Zhou Yuan said to Bai Lu with a helpless shrug. “Give me your phone.”
"Okay." Bai Lu obediently handed over her phone.
After much deliberation, Zhou Yuan decided not to use Bai Lu's account to continue the verbal abuse.
"Apologize to the person on the first floor, and we'll let this matter go."
Wang123: "Who the hell do you think you are, Chiming Internet? I am the current Dragon Lord, you'd kneel down before me!"
Wisdom Online: "...Don't let me find you."
Wang123: "Are you going to come and beat me up through the internet? I'm so scared~ Let's beat my Baku first."
“I don’t think there’s any need to argue with him.” Zhou Yuan handed the phone back to Bai Lu.
"Exactly! I've been wanting to stop watching him for a long time!" Bai Lu nodded firmly in agreement. "...Shall we go and cause him trouble?"
“You should talk to this kind of person about physics,” Zhou Yuan said with a smirk. “Let’s go beat him up.”
Zhou Yuan knew Lin Ling's temper; she had been scolded to tears, which meant she had clearly suffered serious harm.
If Zhou Yuan doesn't retaliate, what kind of older brother is he?!
“Let’s go,” Zhou Yuan called to Bai Lu, “Let’s go find someone and drag him out.”
"Okay!" Bai Lu replied, instructed a pill refiner to take good care of Lin Ling, and then left with Zhou Yuan.
Halfway there, Zhou Yuan called Jing Yuan.
"General, are you at the Shence Palace now?"
"Brother Zhou, why are you being so polite?" Jing Yuan laughed on the other end of the phone. "Just call me by my name."
Upon hearing this, Zhou Yuan no longer stood on ceremony: "General Jingyuan, I have a favor to ask of you. May I see you?"
"Alright, I'm inside the Shence Mansion now. Brother Zhou, just come in."
After hanging up the phone, Jing Yuan's brows furrowed slowly as he thought about the various intelligence he had gathered.
"Defeating the Doomsday Beast, helping Yalilo 6 expel the Star Core, easily defeating the Floating Smoke... all of these things, taken together, reveal one message..."
"The Star Train, or rather Zhou Yuan's strength, is unfathomable."
Thinking of this, Jing Yuan summoned the strategist Chang Qingzu.
"The person in this portrait will be meeting with me later and needs private space. You can go work elsewhere."
"Yes." Although he found the general's cautious attitude strange, Aozu did as he was told without question.
......
Inside the Shence Mansion, Man Ba was speaking to his superior, when suddenly his eyes lit up, and he pointed to someone who had just entered the Shence Mansion:
"Team leader, that's him."
After saying that, Man Ba quickly walked up to Zhou Yuan and stopped him.
"Young man, outsiders are not allowed to enter the Shence Prefecture's office area at will, so... could you please tell me what you're here for?"