nycdaug Chapter 301 Don't laugh so lewdly, it scares me.
Chapter 301 Don't laugh so lewdly, it scares me.
Chapter 301 Don't laugh so lewdly, it scares me.
Lu Yining: "..."
I knew you were unreliable, but I really didn't expect you to be this unreliable...
She tried to use a calm tone to conceal her desire to stab it to death.
Lu Yining: I've checked. When I reach 100 million melon coins, I can exchange them for a physical item for you.
Wow, host, you're so kind! You actually want to exchange for a physical form for me! You're too good to me!
Good heavens! How could its host be so kind and treat it so well!
┍Host, sarahyo~┒
Lu Yining gave a sinister smile: "Of course! I'll spray all the stench in the world on you and let you experience it all. Let's see if you'll still be laughing then!"
The gossip-eating system: ┍！ ！ ┒
Host! You're being way too ruthless!
Actually, you don't have to redeem the physical item!
Lu Yining shook her head: How can that be? I have to satisfy you.
Hmph! I'm definitely going to convert it into a real thing and give it a good beating!
She's been putting up with it for a long time!
The gossip-eating system: ┍……┒
At this moment, it only hoped that its host would never earn 100 million melon coins, so that she would never be able to exchange them for physical objects and would never be able to punish it.
It even began to suspect that the main system was sabotaging it.
Otherwise, why would there be a small note below level six?
"This feature can also be enjoyed once the system is converted into a physical item."
What a departure!
Host, don't mess around!
To prevent Lu Yining from continuing the topic, the gossip system quickly diverted her attention.
┍Don't talk about that yet. Take a look at the level 7 reward first. I'm sure you'll really like it. ┒
Lu Yining: I have no hope...
She looked away and reached out to press the ">" symbol.
After seeing the reward for level seven, she couldn't help but exclaim "Damn!"
"This thing is so useful!"
The gossip-eating system spoke arrogantly: "You like it, right? I told you, you'd really love the level seven reward, you'd love it so much."
Lu Yining remained silent, listening to the words, and simply nodded excitedly.
like!
I love it so much!
This is a life-saving protective shield!
Who wouldn't love this thing!
There are 10 of these protective shields in total. You can use them yourself, or give them to family members or other people.
┍Simply shout it out each time you use it. ┒
┍Mazu, please bless xxx┒
Once you've shouted this slogan, it's ready to use.
Lu Yining, after hearing the slogan: "??"
What are you talking about?
Lu Yining was speechless: Are you sure you want me to shout such a stupid slogan?
┍Oh dear, there's nothing I can do about it. This slogan wasn't created by me; it was created by the main system. ┒
Actually, this slogan sounds quite nice; Mazu, Mazu, it gives you a sense of security just hearing it.
"Host, allow me to remind you, you need to shout this slogan louder, otherwise the protective shield might not activate successfully."
Lu Yining: "..."
If you want my company to fail, just say so. There's no need for this...
Lu Yining glanced at the progress bar.
yeah?
Lu Yining blinked, then rubbed her eyes, her eyes filled with disbelief.
"I need another 2000 points of interest to reach level eight?"
┍Oh yes, just 2000 more and you'll reach level eight. Host, you've been working really hard lately. ┒
Lu Yining felt like she was dreaming: How come the leveling up has been so fast lately?
┍Because ever since you reached level five, you've been using the "gossip booster" almost every day. With so much gossip to eat every day, it would be truly unfair if you didn't level up. ┒
Also.
So it seems like you're almost at the maximum level.
Yes, host, you're awesome!
The gossip system may not be good at much else, but it provides a lot of emotional value.
And that's exactly what Lu Yining likes about it.
Just as she was feeling quite pleased with herself, another question suddenly came to mind: "Will you leave me once I reach the maximum level?"
No, I'll tell you the specifics after you reach the level cap.
All you need to know now, host, is that I will be with you until the day you die.
Lu Yining: "..."
You're so lucky...
They stayed with me until the day I died...
Who would like a system that can't even speak properly?
roll!
The Gossip System: "Waaah... Host, you're so fierce!"
Lu Yining: "..."
The aroma of tea...
……
"Ningning, Ningning, have you seen the news?"
Lu Yining, who was bored at home, wanted to go out for a walk, but she was stopped by someone when she got to the front yard.
【Hmm? Third Brother?】
Why is Third Brother so excited? What happy event has happened?
"What happened?"
Lu Yining opened her mouth to ask.
Look at Third Brother, his face is beaming with joy.
"What a happy event!"
Lu Yunjie took his phone, walked up to Lu Yining, and pointed to the text on the phone screen.
"Did you see that? Something's happened to the Ye family. Ye Muyu's father has been arrested! And his uncle has been arrested too! The Ye family is going to fall."
"Wow." Lu Yining raised an eyebrow. "This is indeed a joyous occasion!"
[The entertainment industry will finally be one less menace.]
Lu Yunjie: Mm-hmm! That's right!
only……
“That’s not the worst part.” Lu Yunjie’s smile gradually turned sinister: “The worst part is yet to come.”
Lu Yining took a small step back in disgust.
Third Brother, don't smile so lewdly, it's scary~
[His smile is no different from that of a pervert...]
Lu Yunjie: "..."
There's no point in talking about this...
Hey! Don't interrupt!
He turned his attention back to his phone: "Ningning, look, keep looking, here."
Lu Yunjie pointed to a video.
"It's true that evil people get their just desserts. Before the Ye family fell from grace, no one dared to offend Ye Muyu. Now that the Ye family has lost power, all those who were suppressed by the Ye family have come forward to accuse them."
Hey, this video is interesting, hehehe.
[Oh my god, Ye Muyu is probably regretting it to the core now.]
Let him be arrogant, let him offend people recklessly.
Lu Yunjie: You really have incredible abilities! I haven't even said anything yet, and you already know what this video is about...
but!
What he's going to say! No one can stop him!
Since you haven't said it yet, I definitely have to have a chat with you about it!
He had to say these things!
"You have no idea how amazing Ye Muyu is! In that area, you know, during sex, he can only last two minutes!"
"That's all we have!"
"I've never seen such a short time before."
Lu Yunjie was still enthusiastically sharing the news on Weibo with Lu Yining, unaware that he was about to face a terrible disaster.
"Snapped--"
The sound of the slapping was extremely loud, and Lu Yunjie covered his head and let out a "woof".
He jumped up, shouting angrily, "Who? Which scoundrel is hitting me!"