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Chapter 517 People have three urgent needs



Chapter 517 People have three urgent needs

But recently, Sha Zhu has become the object of dislike in the courtyard because of one thing. I don't know since when, Sha Zhu seemed to have a stomachache. He always farts crazily when there are many people around, and the fart smells so bad that it can make people dizzy. At first, everyone thought it was just a coincidence, but as the days passed, the situation not only did not improve, but became more and more serious. In the afternoon of this day, people in the courtyard gathered in the courtyard to chat and bask in the sun as usual. Sha Zhu hummed a little tune and walked over in a swagger. As soon as he sat down, he heard a "puff" sound, and a loud fart instantly broke the tranquility in the courtyard. The stench quickly spread in the air like a bomb explosion. The third aunt was holding a bowl of freshly brewed tea and was about to take a sip. The sudden stench made her almost throw away the tea bowl. She frowned, fanned herself with her hands, and said loudly: "Oh my God, Sha Zhu, what did you eat? Why is it so smelly! It makes me unable to drink my tea." Sha Zhu smiled nonchalantly and said: "Third Aunt, there is nothing I can do about this. Maybe my stomach has not been feeling well recently." Second Uncle Liu Haizhong, who was playing with a bird cage, was also choked by the stench. He covered his nose, glared at Sha Zhu and said: "Sha Zhu, can you be more careful? This yard is not yours alone. How can we let others live like this?" Sha Zhu scratched his head and said disapprovingly: "Second Uncle, I didn't mean it. People have three urgent needs. I can't hold back this fart." Qin Huairu was playing with the children nearby. The children were so irritated that they covered their noses and ran around. Qin Huairu said with a look of disgust: "Shazhu, look at you, you have made the children look like this. Can't you find a place where no one is around to solve the problem?" Shazhu grinned and said: "Qin Huairu, how can you find a place just like that? This fart has no eyes, it comes when it says it will." At this time, the deaf old lady also came over tremblingly with a cane. Although she can't hear, her nose is very sensitive. When she smelled the stench, she knocked the ground hard with her cane, muttering: "What is this smell? Why is it so bad? Is there a weasel in the house?" Everyone heard this and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Yi Zhonghai came out of the house, frowned and said: "Shazhu, you have to take this seriously. Look, the yard is so smoky that no one can live a normal life." Shazhu said with a grin: "Uncle Yi, I really didn't mean to make trouble. How about this, I'll try to stay in the yard as little as possible, okay?" But it's easier said than done. Shazhu still spends a lot of time in the yard, and he still farts whenever he wants. Once, the yard was cleaned up and everyone was busy. Shazhu also came to help, but as soon as he lifted a pot of flowers, he heard a series of farts, and the stench instantly exploded in the crowd. The neighbor, Uncle Wang, was bending over to sweep the floor and was almost suffocated by the fumes. He stood up and pointed at Sha Zhu with a broom, his voice trembling with anger: "Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu, you are really not letting us work! Tell me, how can we sweep this?" Sha Zhu smiled awkwardly and said, "Uncle Wang, I'm sorry, my stomach is not listening." Aunt Li also covered her nose and waved her hands repeatedly: "Sha Zhu, please stay away from us, the smell is really unbearable. Look, everyone can't work because of you." Sha Zhu put down the flower pot helplessly and said, "Okay, then I'll go back to the house and come out later." But even if Sha Zhu went back to the house, he couldn't make everyone quiet down. The window of his house faces the yard, and from time to time, the stench will still float out. Xiaodang covered his nose and ran to Qin Huairu, saying aggrievedly: "Mom, Uncle Shazhu's fart is too stinky. I can smell it in the house. I can't do my homework." Qin Huairu sighed helplessly and said: "Alas, this Shazhu, I don't know when he will get better." Even Xu Damao, who has always had a good relationship with Shazhu, couldn't help complaining: "Shazhu's problem is really terrible. I can feel dizzy in the house. When can he be cured?" Days passed, and Shazhu's "fart" still troubled the whole courtyard. Every time everyone saw Shazhu, they couldn't help but nag a few words. "Shazhu, can you find a place where no one is when you fart today, don't fumigate us in the yard." "Shazhu, did you eat something strange? Go see a doctor quickly. This smell is really unbearable." "Shazhu, if you do this again, we will all be sick from your fumes." Facing everyone's complaints, Shazhu could still respond with a laugh at first, but after a long time, he himself felt a little embarrassed. Finally, after repeated persuasion from everyone, Sha Zhu decided to go to the hospital. The doctor gave him a detailed examination, prescribed some medicine, and told him to pay attention to his diet. After taking the medicine for a few days, Sha Zhu's condition finally improved. The number of farts decreased significantly, and the stench gradually disappeared. When Sha Zhu appeared in the yard again, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Auntie San smiled and said, "Sha Zhu, you are finally well. We have been stinking these days." Sha Zhu scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "Auntie San, I'm sorry for making everyone suffer. I will pay attention in the future and never let this happen again." Qin Huairu also smiled and said, "Sha Zhu, you have to remember this time and don't eat those messy things anymore." Sha Zhu nodded repeatedly and said, "I know, Qin Huairu, I will definitely pay attention in the future." After this turmoil, the courtyard has returned to its former peace and harmony. Everyone was still chatting, basking in the sun, and helping each other in the yard as usual, and Sha Zhu's "little story" became a topic of laughter when everyone occasionally mentioned it.

In the following days, Sha Zhu seemed to have become a different person. He used to be very active and noisy in the courtyard, but he became cautious, with a deep sense of guilt and self-blame in his eyes. Every morning, before it was light, Sha Zhu would quietly get up, pick up a broom and clean every corner of the courtyard.

Let's help Sha Zhu and ourselves together and strive to be selected as the 'civilized courtyard house'. " Under the persuasion of Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, everyone gradually reached a consensus. They decided to work together to make up for the previous shortcomings and work hard for the selection of the courtyard house. Sha Zhu looked at everyone with gratitude in his heart. He secretly vowed to work harder and live up to everyone's trust. In the following days, everyone in the courtyard took action.


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