Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Chapter 260: Lin Shen encountered a strange sight, and the hot pot shocked everyone

Li Yangde swallowed his saliva and said with difficulty: "Are you really here to shoot a documentary?"

Wu Hen took out a business card with the words "Documentary Crew of Strange Stories in the World of God-Slaying - Chief Investor: Wu Hen" printed on it.

He put on an exaggerated expression that said, "How dare you question me?"

He said with great sorrow: "Lao Li, Lao Li, I still regard you as a brother, but you actually doubt my professional ethics!"

"Do I look like the kind of person who would lie?"

Li Yangde's mouth twitched as he watched Wu Hen's exaggerated performance.

If this guy says that he is not a liar, then there are probably no liars in this world.

He looked at Wu Hen suspiciously, then looked at Lin Qiye who was smiling beside him, his heart filled with doubts.

These two people, one is neurotic and the other is secretive, don't look like serious documentary workers at all.

"Old Li, what's that look in your eyes?"

Wu Hen yelled in dissatisfaction,

"We invested a lot of money in this, and the equipment is top-notch, look!"

He pointed at the huge package that Fatty Baili was carrying and said mysteriously,

"Here is our latest super-high-definition camera, capable of capturing details invisible to the naked eye!"

Fatty Baili nodded naively and added, "Yes, yes, yes, ours is 8K ultra-high definition, and it can also shoot 360-degree panoramic views. We guarantee that we can capture that three-eyed bird clearly!"

Li Yangde looked at the two people singing the same tune, and became even more confused.

He recalled the fight just now. Lin Qiye and Wu Hen's speed and strength were far beyond ordinary people.

Especially the technique of snatching the gun at close range is still fresh in his memory.

These two people are definitely not simple documentary crew members!

Li Yangde's expression gradually became serious, and he began to quickly analyze the identities of these people in his mind.

Could they be sent by other God-Slayer organizations?

No, their behavior is too weird.

Could he be a disciple of some hidden family?

Not really, they don’t have that kind of superior temperament.

Is it...

Are you really here to shoot a documentary?

When this idea first came up, Li Yangde himself felt it was a bit absurd.

But if you think about it carefully, other possibilities seem even less plausible besides this explanation.

He looked at Wu Hen's face, which was sincere yet a little cunning, and gradually the answer came to his mind.

"Okay," Li Yangde sighed.

Wu Hen patted Li Yangde's shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't worry, Lao Li, we are professionals!"

At this moment, a strange bird song came from the depths of the forest...

The strange bird song made Li Yangde alert instantly. He reached out to stop Lin Qiye and Wu Hen: "Wait! We can't go any further, it's too dangerous!"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows, with a look of "are you kidding me?" "Old Li, we are here to shoot a blockbuster movie. How can we shoot thrilling scenes without going deep into the tiger's den?"

"Don't worry, we have the protagonist's halo to protect us, we won't die!"

Li Yangde's mouth twitched. What the hell is going on?

Protagonist halo?

This guy must have read too many novels!

He was about to open his mouth to refute, but was stopped by Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye smiled slightly and said to Wu Hen, "Wu Hen, stop making trouble. Listen to Mr. Li. Safety comes first."

Wu Hen curled his lips, looking very reluctant, but still stopped obediently.

He leaned close to Lin Qiye's ear and whispered, "Brother Qiye, our target this time is that three-eyed strange bird!"

"If I don't take this photo, how can I justify the money I invested?"

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly. This kid's mind is full of money. He is really impressed.

He turned to Li Yangde and said, "Mr. Li, we understand your concerns, but we must complete the mission."

"Well, you come with us and we will ensure your safety."

Li Yangde wanted to say something, but was stopped by Wu Hen:

"Old Li, stop being so fussy and come explore with us. It's so exciting! You might even be on TV!"

Before Li Yangde could react, Wu Hen winked at Cao Yuanhai and An Yuqing.

The two men understood each other, carried Li Yangde and walked forward.

Fatty Baili was carrying a huge package and following behind with a smile on his face.

She also teased Li Yangde: "Mr. Li, don't worry, we will definitely make you look handsome!"

Li Yangde was at a loss for words. What the hell was going on?

He felt like he was being kidnapped by a group of psychopaths.

After walking for more than two hours, Li Yangde's stomach began to growl.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Li Yangde hurriedly shouted, "I need to eat something first, otherwise I won't have the strength to walk."

An Yuqing and Cao Yuanhai put Li Yangde down. He took out a few compressed biscuits from his backpack and was about to eat them.

Lin Qiye said, "Everyone, take a break and replenish your energy."

Everyone's expressions became serious because they knew that the closer they were to their destination, the greater the danger.

Li Yangde tore open the package and took a big bite of the compressed biscuit. It was as hard as a rock and almost broke his teeth.

He chewed with difficulty, looked up at Lin Qiye, and suddenly froze...

"you……"

Li Yangde was chewing on the hard compressed biscuits and felt like his teeth were about to break.

He looked up and met the half-smiles in Lin Qiye and Wu Hen's eyes. His old face immediately turned red and he felt like a starving ghost reincarnated.

"Ahem, um...would you like to eat some too?"

Li Yangde gritted his teeth, broke off half of the biscuit and handed it over, thinking to himself: It's really hard for me!

Lin Qiye smiled and shook his head, indicating that he was not hungry.

Wu Hen was even more exaggerated. He covered his stomach and made an expression as if he was about to faint from hunger, but still refused the biscuits.

"Old Li, your cookies are so sharp, you should keep them for yourself and enjoy them slowly."

At this time, Fatty Baili came up to Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, whispered a few words, then turned and left.

Seeing this, Li Yangde couldn't help but ask, "Brother Baili, where are you going?"

"Hunting!" Wu Hen answered first, his tone as if it was a matter of course.

"hunt?"

Li Yangde looked bewildered.

"You're going hunting in this remote place right now? Besides, you don't have any tools!"

He felt that these two people were becoming less and less reliable, and his heart began to beat fast: Could it be that we have encountered some strange organization?

He quickly said, "Don't go, come back quickly, this forest is not peaceful!"

"Oh, Lao Li, stop worrying about it!"

Wu Hen waved his hands, with an expression that said, "You are too out of date."

"Fatty is a professional, he'll be back soon, just wait for the meat!"

Li Yangde was skeptical and felt very nervous.

What is this?

He felt like he had fallen into a huge pit, and was sinking deeper and deeper...

Not long after, Fatty Baili came back, carrying...

A steaming hot pot?

!

Li Yangde rubbed his eyes, suspecting that he was hallucinating.

He clearly saw the hot pot boiling with bright red spicy soup and milky white bone broth, and beside it were neatly arranged beef rolls, tripe, and a vegetable platter...

"Fatty, what are you doing..." Li Yangde pointed at the hot pot and was speechless for a long time.

Fatty Baili chuckled and scratched his head: "I caught this wild mandarin duck in the woods. It tastes delicious!"

Li Yangde: "..."

An Yuqing: “…”

Cao Yuanhai: “…”

Wu Hen winked at Lin Qiye with a smug look on his face: "Well, Brother Qiye, I didn't lie to you, did I? Fatty is very capable!"

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly, but a smile flashed in his eyes.

He turned to look at Li Yangde and said slowly, "Mr. Li, please."

Li Yangde sat in front of the hot pot in a daze, looking at the boiling soup base, feeling like his worldview had collapsed.

He trembled as he picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of tripe, and put it into his mouth...

"and many more!"

Wu Hen suddenly shouted,

"Don't eat it yet!"

He smiled mysteriously and took out a delicate little bottle from his arms.

"This is my secret recipe, I'm sure you'll want more!"

Li Yangde was about to put the tripe into his mouth, but he was so scared by Wu Hen's shout that he almost dropped his chopsticks.

He looked at Wu Hen resentfully, and complained in his heart: Brother, could you please stop being so jumpy!

My little heart can’t take it!

"Old Li, don't be anxious!"

Wu Hen opened the small bottle with a smile, and a strange fragrance wafted out.

"This is my ancestral secret recipe. Adding it makes the taste even better!"

As he spoke, he poured some brown powder into the hot pot.

"A secret recipe passed down from generation to generation? Did your ancestors run a hot pot restaurant?"

Li Yangde couldn't help but complain. He always felt that this thing smelled like...

traditional Chinese medicine?

"Hey, keep it secret!"

Wu Hen blinked, looking mysterious.

Li Yangde looked at the hot pot suspiciously, then looked at Wu Hen.

Finally, I couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food, picked up a piece of tripe, dipped it in the "secret seasoning", and put it into my mouth carefully.

"Um……"

Li Yangde's eyes widened instantly, and an indescribable taste exploded in his taste buds, spicy, fresh and fragrant, with an endless aftertaste!

"What kind of magical condiment is this!"

"Well, Lao Li, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

Wu Hen was very proud.

"This is the 'ultimate delicious seasoning' I spent a lot of money to redeem from the system mall. I guarantee you'll want more after eating it!"

system?

Mall?

exchange?

Li Yangde was confused. What the hell was this kid talking about?

He felt more and more like he was dreaming.

Lin Qiye, who was standing aside, watched Wu Hen's performance and held his forehead helplessly.

This kid is such a funny guy!

Fatty Baili scratched his head, looking puzzled: "Brother Hen, I think the shabu-shabu hotpot is great, why do we need to add seasoning?"

"Oh, Fatty, you don't understand!"

Wu Hen put on the air of an old scholar and said, "This is called the finishing touch! Do you understand?"

Fatty Baili nodded, seeming to understand. He thought the shabu-shabu hotpot was already amazing, but this seasoning...

Even more amazing!

Li Yangde looked at the steaming hot pot in front of him and fell into deep thought.

The sudden appearance of a mandarin duck hot pot in this desolate wilderness is already outrageous enough, and now there's this "ultimate delicious seasoning"...

He felt that his worldview was being overturned.

"Another tomato beef hotpot!" Li Yangde suddenly said.

Wu Hen was stunned: "What?"

"I say, another tomato beef pot!"

Li Yangde repeated it in a firm tone.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

Baili Pang'er looked excited and turned around and went back into the woods.

Not long after, Baili Panger came back with a steaming tomato beef hot pot.

Li Yangde looked at the two hot pots in front of him and fell into deeper thought.

"Old Li, are you okay?" Wu Hen asked cautiously.

Li Yangde raised his head, looked at Wu Hen with complicated eyes, and said slowly: "I think... I need to be quiet..."

Wu Hen: “…”

Lin Qiye walked up to Li Yangde and patted his shoulder.

He said meaningfully: "Mr. Li, there are some things that you'd better not know..."