nycdaug Chapter 276: Was this silly roe deer kicked on the forehead by a donkey?
Chapter 276: Was this silly roe deer kicked on the forehead by a donkey?
"Fuck, fuck—"
"Are you here to pry into our army to steal the throne of the Living King of Hell?"
"This stupid roe deer needs to be punished."
"His uncle's."
"The living devil."
"Yes, find, find the living King of Hell—"
Seeing this, the furious Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment made a prompt decision and immediately turned around and rushed to the meeting room of the regimental commanders.
"Ah sneeze——"
"..."
"???"
Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the cold and taciturn living devil who had been sitting quietly by the side, suddenly sneezed loudly.
"Eh!"
"Eh! Eh!"
"Xiao Lu, the competition will start tomorrow, ah——"
"Why are you sneezing again?"
"You are the backbone of our army."
Deputy Commander Fan Long of the Third Regiment looked up when he heard the voice, was stunned, and spoke with a look of shock.
"Hahaha……"
"Third brother, you look so nervous."
"It was just a sneeze."
Deputy Regiment Commander Qiao Zhihong of the Second Regiment looked at his iron-willed partner, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting, and sized up his steel-built physique that was like an indestructible fortress.
He was full of confidence, with a smile as bright as the sun on his face, and he responded with a hearty laugh.
"Third brother, you don't understand. Xiao Lu is thinking about his wife."
Deputy Head Kang Feng of the Fifth Regiment teased with a smile.
"Hahaha……"
Well, the conference room burst into laughter instantly?
Among the six deputy captains, except for Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the Living King of Hell, who is 25 years old, the other five are all over 30 years old, so usually they treat Deputy Captain Lu Chenting, the Living King of Hell, like a younger brother.
Of course, a big part of the reason is that everyone admires the 25-year-old military king, Deputy Regiment Commander Lu Chenting.
***
On the training ground in front of Canteen No. 1.
"!!!"
"baffling."
The beautiful Su Nianxi, with her cute expression, suddenly rolled her eyes in disgust, and impatiently cast them towards Deputy Headman Su Tianbing, who was so engrossed in the beauty.
"..."
"!!!"
Deputy Headmaster Su Tianbing, who was as frightened as a rock, froze in place as if he had been electrocuted.
Tsk, he was stunned by the cute expression that suddenly appeared on the face of his precious daughter Su Nianxi, who looked like a fairy from heaven, with skin as white as cream and otherworldly.
Deputy Captain Su Tianbing felt as if his palms were burned by fire, extremely hot, and his breathing became disordered in an instant, like a leaf in a strong wind, completely out of control, and the adrenaline in his body was surging like a flood.
Well, at this moment, Su Nianxi, the naturally beautiful and charming treasure, any of her actions are like a spring breeze blowing across the lake, creating ripples; every smile of hers is like the sun penetrating the clouds, spreading golden light all over the ground; every look of hers is like the brightest star in the night sky, shining with charming light, which can easily affect the emotions of Deputy Captain Su Tianbing, who is in a state of spring fever.
"..."
"!!!"
"Don't go-"
He watched helplessly as his precious son Su Nianxi, whom he had been waiting for for so long, turned around and flew away like a light butterfly.
The dark-skinned deputy commander Su Tianbing pounced forward like a hungry tiger, tightly grasped Su Nianxi's left wrist, which was as delicate as a lotus root, and shouted in a loud voice.
"!!!"
"You, you, you, let go—"
The beautiful Su Nianxi was suddenly startled and struggled immediately.
“Wha, what’s going on???”
"Who is this person? Is this possible???"
"Who said that men and women in the 1970s were the most well-behaved and paid the most attention to issues of conduct between men and women???"
"..."
The bright-eyed and white-teethed precious Su Nianxi was utterly shocked. While continuing to struggle desperately, she secretly complained in her heart.
She could never have imagined that the dark-skinned man in front of her would be so emotionally unstable. He rushed over to her and it would be a lie to say that she was not scared.
"Report--"
Comrade Lei Minggang, the battalion commander of the third battalion of the second regiment, who was feeling anxious and anxious, rushed into the office where the deputy regimental commanders were resting at lightning speed and made a report in a loud voice.
"..."
"!!!"
Suddenly, the six deputy group leaders looked at each other in bewilderment. This sudden and urgent report really shocked the six deputy group leaders in the conference room.
"..."
"Which group is this from?"
"Second Regiment?"
"Looking for Deputy Captain Qiao?"
Battalion Commander Kang Feng of the Fifth Regiment was stunned for a moment and asked seriously.
"Hey-"
"Isn't this from the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment?"
"Old Joe, looking for you."
Shi Sanhu, deputy commander of the Sixth Regiment, said with a pleasant expression.
"Lei Minggang!"
Deputy Head Qiao Zhihong, who had just drooled, immediately closed the cup lid, looked up, and exclaimed in surprise.
"Report--"
"I'm not looking for Deputy Captain Qiao."
"I'm looking for Deputy Captain Lu of the First Regiment."
Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment, with an uneasy expression on his face, had war drums beating wildly in his heart and he shouted in a sonorous and powerful voice.
"..."
"explain."
Deputy Regiment Leader Lu Chenting, the cold and indifferent living devil, spoke concisely to the troubled Comrade Lei Minggang.
"Report--"
"That idiot Su Tianbing from the neighboring province's *** army stopped my sister-in-law on the training ground in front of Canteen No. 1."
"Speak sweetheart to your sister-in-law!"
"It tickles his heart!"
Captain Lei Minggang of the Third Battalion of the Second Regiment spoke quickly and released all his anxiety in one breath.
"..."
Suddenly, an air pressure surged in the conference room, as if it could destroy the earth in an instant.
"What, what?"
"Damn it."
Deputy Commander Qiao Zhihong of the Second Regiment stood up suddenly, his eyes widened, his neck stretched, and he cursed.
"..."
"What?"
"You're such a scoundrel, are you looking for trouble?"
Deputy Commander Kang Feng of the Fifth Regiment also pushed the chair under his buttocks, stood up, and spoke in a voice as loud as a bell.
"!!!"
"boom--"
“Dare to act like a hooligan???”
"Damn it."
Qin Haoping, deputy commander of the Fourth Regiment, slapped the table with his right hand, his face turned cold, and he raised his voice in a high-pitched voice.
"..."
“Yoho——”
"Did this stupid roe deer get kicked in the head by a donkey?"
"Dare to do this?"
"Let's go, we'll go."
Shi Sanhu, deputy commander of the Sixth Regiment, waved his strong right arm and spoke at the top of his voice.
"His grandfather's."
"I'll go--"
Deputy Commander Fan Long of the Third Regiment also echoed angrily.
"Eh--"
"Xiao Lu..."
Deputy Commander Qiao Zhihong of the Second Regiment turned around and didn't see anyone, so he shouted.
"He left early."
"Go, follow."
"To dare to act like a hooligan to a military wife is simply courting death!"
Deputy Commander Fan Long of the Third Regiment responded with gritted teeth.
Well, these deputy regimental commanders believed without a doubt what their soldier, Battalion Commander Lei Minggang, had just reported.