nycdaug Chapter 193 Wife, hold on, I'll blow it up for you (2 in 1))
Chapter 193 Wife, hold on, I'll blow it up for you (2 in 1))
Dong Yishu looked at the family suspiciously, the atmosphere was completely wrong!
Shouldn't it be that the two sides are flying like chickens and dogs, pinching each other in a cold war?
The value of persuading a fight was not reflected, and Dong Yishu suddenly felt that his meal was a fool's lesson!
never mind!
Anyway, I'm used to it, so it's not bad this time!
Jiang Luo smiled, and said in a teasing tone: "Dad, you are joking, the friends around me are all proletarians like me, how can Miss Dong like it!"
Si Wenlun waved his hand very Buddhistly and said, "It's nothing. Young people don't have to worry about careers as long as they dare to go out and do it. I have also met Yishu girl's father. He is an upright official. He won't care about it." Those from Vanity Fair!"
Dong Yishu immediately puffed up his proud chest, and said: "Uncle is right, Miss Ben has a big heart, so she is not as superficial as someone thinks!"
Jiang Luo looked away from her chest, and smiled, "Since Ms. Dong has said so, I will definitely find a high-quality boyfriend for Ms. Dong later!"
"How good is it?"
Dong Yishu asked, if she doesn't have eight-pack abs, she doesn't want it.
"Is it okay to be a little worse than me? After all, it's rare to see such a high-quality market as me!"
After Jiang Luo finished speaking, Dong Yishu immediately retched.
"What? Is there anyone worse than you on the market? That's not uncommon!"
Jiang Luo drooped his shoulders, expressing that there was nothing he could do to help.
The people at the table watched the two bickering in amazement, and there was nothing they could do!
In the end, it was Si Meixue who greeted Dong Yishu to sit down and eat.
Dong Yishu died down.
She didn't intend to talk nonsense with Jiang Luo at all, and after a whole morning of kissing, she was pretending to be a lady and being coy, she was already starving!
Ding!
talking room.
Jiang Luo and Si Wenlun had another drink.
Their intimate posture is like that of a father and son.
This harmonious painting style also confuses Dong Yishu more and more.
Does this guy have a unique skill that she doesn't know about?
Dong Yishu became more and more curious, pulled up a chair and sat down next to Jiang Luo.
First, he picked up a sweet and sour ball to cover his mouth, and kicked Jiang Luo under the table at the same time.
"what?"
Dong Yishu said vaguely, "Hey! How did you do it?"
"What and how?"
"How do you please your father-in-law?"
Jiang Luo only replied with a few short words: "The heavenly secret must not be revealed!"
Dong Yishu's teeth itched in anger.
"You can die if you don't pretend!"
Under the table, her high heels were raised high, and with all her strength, she stomped heavily on Jiang Luo's feet!
It is conceivable that if this foot is stepped on correctly, the leather shoes and feet together will be useless!
Fortunately, Jiang Luo was prepared.
It's not that he doesn't remember to eat or drink, he was just cleaned up by his wife, so of course he has to be careful.
If he is planted twice by a woman at the same time, then he is a real idiot!
He doesn't fall twice on a woman!
A bang.
Dong Yishu's heel kicked firmly to the floor, and because of too much force, the heel was broken!
Since then, the world has lost a pair of luxury high-heeled shoes worth about 50000 Da Xia coins.
Shoes can be broken, but the hatred of broken shoes is also forged!
This is a matter of face!
With a faint smile on Jiang Luo's face, he even poured a glass of juice for Dong Yishu himself.
"Miss Dong eat slowly, don't choke."
Dong Yishu glanced at the glass of yellow-orange juice in displeasure, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and a plan for revenge came to his mind!
With the strategy in place, the next step is the problem of operation.
The height of 178 gives her a natural advantage.
Under the table, Dong Yishu took off the high-heeled shoe with a broken heel. With her slender waist and long legs, her legs directly crossed Jiang Luo and reached the position of Si Meixue's calf.
There is no turning back when the bow is opened, this vote, Dong Yishu did it!
Through the stockings, Dong Yishu's foot began to rub against Si Meixue's delicate and smooth calf.
Si Meixue hesitated slightly.
Meimou looked at Jiang Luo in disbelief.
Immediately after the numbness came, she couldn't help but let out a soft moan.
um~huh~
Then she realized that she had lost her composure, and quickly pursed her mouth.
The little face turned red, and the little ears were also hot.
The eyes of the people on the table cast quickly on her.
Dong Yishu forced a suffocated laugh, the food in his mouth was almost bursting with laughter.
Inner subtext: Sister is playing on the West Coast, the absolutely pure West Coast, if you don’t understand me, your knees will be rotten, if you don’t obey Sister, you will be absolutely rotten!
Let you pretend to me, the surname Jiang, wow Kaka, die!
"Wife, what's wrong with you?"
Jiang Luo asked with concern.
Si Meixue gave him a scolding look, her little heart was beating wildly.
What's wrong with me don't you know?
What a daring fellow, he dared to do this kind of thing to himself under the table while his parents were still there!
What a quirky husband!
Seeing that her parents were also paying attention, Si Meixue hurriedly said in a low voice, "covering for her husband", "It's nothing, I'm a little anxious to drink the soup, and I got burned, it's okay."
Shen Shiyin's eyes moved back and forth on the faces of the young couple, as if she understood something.
She smiled and said to Jiang Luo: "Xiaojiang, Michelle's mouth is hot, and mom is sitting far away, so please help her!"
Si Meixue: "."
Then, Jiang Luo saw the encouraging eyes of his mother-in-law.
Don't say mom won't create opportunities for you.
Come on!
Jiang Luo seemed to understand something, and turned to Si Meixue and said, "Honey, let me brag for you!"
Si Wenlun was a little dissatisfied. It would be enough to drink a few sips of cold water until his mouth was so hot. Is it necessary to blow it with his mouth?
He took a sip of the soup in his bowl and muttered, "It's not too hot either!"
Shen Shiyin glared at him, and he immediately shut up obediently.
Si Meixue bit her red lips lightly, did he want to use his mouth to blow on himself?
Obviously nothing, should I cooperate with him?
Jiang Luo saw that Si Meixue neither refused nor said no.
Boldly, he cupped her cheeks with both hands.
"Honey, open your mouth, let me see where it's hot?"
Jiang Luo looked very serious, he cared about Si Meixue from the bottom of his heart.
Si Meixue had no choice but to open her small mouth to cooperate with him in acting.
Shen Shiyin watched this scene, and gradually revealed her aunt's smile, young people are sweet when they fall in love!
That's great!
"Xiao Jiang, come closer, just blow mouth to mouth!"
Si Wenlun couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and said flatly, "Yes, Xiao Jiang, if your mother tells you to blow it, you can blow it. If you don't blow it, the wound will heal automatically!"
Although Si Wenlun kept telling himself in his heart that his daughter had grown up and was someone else's wife, and he shouldn't interfere in his daughter's life anymore, there was a kind of fatherly love called letting go, and he had to learn to let go.
But my heart is unavoidable, still a little sour.
"Honey, hold on, I'll blow it for you."
Jiang Luo moved closer to Si Meixue's mouth, and saw her white and neat teeth.
It was the best teeth he had ever seen.
The wife is not only beautiful, but also has such beautiful teeth!
Si Meixue looked at him who was close at hand, his star-like deep eyes, high nose bridge and beautiful lips were reflected in her eyes.
Silly husband is really handsome!
Si Meixue's watery eyes were full of blurred colors.She admitted that she was telegraphed by him. Is this his deliberate beauty trick?
Then he is so good!
Jiang Luo looked at it for a long time, but didn't see any blisters.
"Wife, where are you hot? Let me show you."
Si Meixue cooperatively pointed at the corner of her inner lip.
I thought to myself: He is too good at pretending!
If she didn't know that this guy directed and acted in the play, she would have almost believed it!
However, since he likes to act, I just act with him.
She is not disgusted at all!
Hu~hu~
Jiang Luo blew seriously.
The way he cared for her carefully was really warm and caring.
This is the consensus of all those who saw this scene.
But it's a pity that the instigator of all this, Dong Yishu, is only halfway through the plan, and she won't let Jiang Luo take advantage of it easily!
Under the table, she is going to do it again!
The foot wrapped in stockings was about to move again.
After getting along for many years, she knew where Si Meixue was the most ticklish.
She is ready to make a big move!
The jade feet quietly stretched out to the position of Si Meixue's thigh, and then, with a hook of her foot, she rubbed vigorously against a certain position of Si Meixue's thigh twice.
Si Meixue's beautiful eyes suddenly widened.
Embarrassed?
Si Meixue only felt a huge itching coming from her legs, and her legs unconsciously closed together and tightened. She really couldn't help it in this position!
For a moment, Si Meixue blushed as if she was about to bleed.
He is completely provoking her without fear!
this time.
He really overplayed it!
Under the table.
Dong Yishu had already retracted his feet, and continued to eat as if nothing had happened.
A devil's smile appeared in his heart.
Jie Jie!
Anyone who offends this lady will be destroyed!
Jiang Luo felt nervous.
I thought I hurt her.
"My wife, I'm sorry, did I hurt you?"
Shen Shiyin also felt something was wrong, and said: "I think Michelle is really hot, Xiao Jiang, don't you have cold water, let her drink it to cool down!"
"It's this time, drinking cold water is useless!"
When he heard that his precious daughter was really burned, Si Wenlun was even more nervous than Shen Shiyin.
"Smelly boy, there is amylase in saliva, which has anti-inflammatory and pain-relieving effects, so hurry up and relieve my daughter's pain!"
Ah this
Is that okay?
Can't handle that much anymore!
Jiang Luo's Adam's apple rolled, and it covered Si Meixue's lips tightly.
He didn't think about anything, in order to achieve a better effect, he stuck out his tongue directly.
Focus on greeting what Si Meixue called the 'burned part! '
Si Meixue: "."
She is dumbfounded!
My mind is also dizzy.
Just like that, she was kissed by a silly husband in front of her parents? !
How dare he!
Even her parents dare to play tricks? !
What's even more incredible is that Mom and Dad really fell for it!
In this room, everyone was watching him kissing her.
Is this fun?
I have to say that his tongue was soft and warm, which made her feel addicted.
However, she still wanted to give him a little punishment.
She had to teach him a lesson to punish him for daring to tease him so profligately in front of his parents.
Tell him that there are some jokes that can only be opened between husband and wife after the door is closed!
What he did was unscientific!
If you indulge him today, what if he does something even more indulgent tomorrow?
So... how to punish him?
Jiang Luo was working very hard to reduce the inflammation of her 'wound', he really didn't think about anything, he just wanted to relieve her pain quickly.
Her lips were warm and moist from his kiss.
I thought to myself, it's been so long, it should work.
He was planning to let Si Meixue go.
Suddenly, I felt my lips being bitten back.
???
Jiang Luo was a little confused.
Wife, what does this mean? Is it not enough pain relief to allow myself to continue?
When he was so distracted, he suddenly felt a pain in his mouth.
hiss!
The corner of his mouth twitched subconsciously.
Wife, bit him again!
It hurts, but there is no blood, so she should be holding back.
Inexplicably, parted lips.
A crystal clear strand of saliva slowly elongated.
Then shattered.
Jiang Luo swallowed, not understanding why she bit him.
But he wasn't angry at all about it.
Instead, he cared about her: "Honey, are you still in pain? I'll call the doctor to come over and have a look at you?"
Si Wenlun and his wife also looked at her nervously.
"I'm ready!"
Then Si Meixue saw the sincerity on Jiang Luo's face.
It is full of concern for her, and there is no trace of teasing her.
Si Meixue became suspicious.
She thought about the matter for a while, and then realized something was wrong.
What part of me is most ticklish, my silly husband doesn't know.
know the secret.
Si Meixue's gaze passed Jiang Luo and landed on Dong Yishu who was cooking.
His eyes gradually turned into frost.
Only Dong Yishu knows this secret!
It was once when she went to soak in a hot spring with her, and the two of them were fighting in the hot spring pool, and she accidentally discovered it!
Next door to Jiangluo.
I don't know if it's because the frequency of grilling rice is too fast or why, but Dong Yishu's head, which is buried on the table, is vibrating very frequently.
This made Jiang Luo feel that something was wrong.
at last.
When Dong Yishu pulled a mouthful of ants climbing the tree dish into her mouth, a vermicelli finally couldn't restrain herself from squirting out from her nostrils!
Dong Yishu is embarrassing!
The clever Xuexue solved the case now?
In a hurry, she took a breath.
Immediately, the long enough vermicelli stretched out from the other nostril.
As soon as Dong Yishu raised his head, the two extremely elastic vermicelli swayed freely in the air.
a time.
The scene is extremely still!
The crowd laughed.
However, adults can't hold it back, but the innocent and lovely Si Nian Nian can't hold it back!
They are still children!
in silence.
Two strings of crisp, silver-bell-like laughter echoed in the restaurant.
geigeigei
giggling
"Aunt Shu, you have a runny nose!"
"Your snot is so long! It's like noodles!"
"Cluck. Like a slug!"
Dong Yishu was extremely embarrassed.
Embarrassing to the skyline!
Does this count as stealing chickens and losing money!
In the end, it was Lin Yanran who handed her the napkin, and she took a long time to blow it out before blowing out the vermicelli that she remembered forever.
hehe~
Dong Yishu still had a polite smile on his face.
"Sorry everyone, I ate too fast and choked!"
She didn't dare to look into Si Meixue's eyes at all.
She didn't expect her seamless plan to be seen through so easily.